There are some albums that seem to come as standard issue with your first cd player in 1992 and this is one of them. This week Michelle chose Greatest Hits 1974-78 by Steve Miller Band. This episode features a message from The Gay Agenda.

Only once in a generation is a piece of art this important bestowed upon civilization. That's where The Macho Man comes in! This week Sam chose to let Michelle listen to and review the 2003 master piece known as Be A Man by the late, great Macho Man Randy Savage. This episode is sponsored by Count Shitsnax's Guide To Black Metal.

Our favorite resident Spinal Tap expert Aunt Pam, A.K.A. The Aunt Who Says Fuck, is back on the podcast to talk about the new documentary film Spinal Tap II: The End Continues! This episode features the shortest name game as of late. You're welcome.

Need a cure for those end of summertime blues? Grab a fistful of hotdogs and join the critics as they review the Hot Dogs Up Your Butts playlist. This episode features My Final Wish.

Podcast deep voiced superstar guest Travis Harpster is back on the podcast. This time it was a meet up in Dayton to discuss a very important compilation album - The Best of Sugar Ray. This episode features a round of Guess That Melody with Travis!

He's got a bucket on his head! This week the critics have two bloody ticket stubs to enter Bucketheadland 2..... if they can get past Albert.

Grab your hat and your packed lunch, 'cause it's time to review The Jimmy Castor Bunch. Don't know who that is? Funk, animal, and soulful sounds are ahead, unless you're a jive turkey. Don't be a jive turkey. We apologize for the audio issues present. We already threw the offending laptop in a wood chipper. This episode features The Chain Game.

As big of a fan as Michelle and Sam are of Black Sabbath, not once have they listened to a solo Ozzy album. This week it all changes for the critics as they discuss Blizzard of Ozz, Sharon, Randy Rhoads, cocaine, and the wild man that was Ozzy Osbourne. This episode features The Name Game.

Is it folk or is it anti-folk? What even is "anti-folk"? Sam and Michelle get down to the real brass tacks during this hootenanny of a review of the album Soviet Kitsch by Regina Spektor. This episode features a brazen teenager with a heavy metal heart and the voice of an angel.

When it comes to important cinema of the 90's, one must always remind themselves of the man whom talked with his butt. That's right, this week the critics are discussing the movie that started the rocket ship of Jim Carrey's film stardom - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. This episode features a tribute to Ozzy.

This week the Critics have a new guest! Sam's friend since High School and former band mate Neal Evans comes all the way from California to catch up and discuss the album Family by Jolly. This episode features The Screaming About Scream Podcast.

The critics go back to the 60s to be swooned and crooned by Sam Cooke and his final album, Ain't That Good News. Between murder and music, a good time is bound to be had by the dope-eyed duo. This episode features the Couple Of Critics Chain Game : Movie Edition.

This episode's selection is in contention for the shortest album on the podcast ever. This week Sam chose Group Sex by hardcore punk legends Circle Jerks. Plus, find out who will win The Battle Of The Keiths!

Throughout the span of this podcast, Sam's metal heart has been tested by things he wouldn't typically let near his ears. This week, Sam and Michelle are reviewing a mix of modern songs until Sam's head explodes. This episode features Sarcasms.

This week Sam pummels Michelle with enthusiastic nerd talk about one of the most infamous Italian horror movies of all time. Listen to find out if she loved Zombie by Lucio Fulci or if she would rather stab her own eye out with a broken piece of wood.

The gift of 1994 just keeps on giving, well, to some. This week, it's all about Dan Marino, Confederate flags, and the devil as the critics review Cracked Rear View by Hootie and the Blowfish. This episode features a plea for the Bottom of the Sea.

What happens when Sam is running out of things he likes to choose? Well, he has to choose something he doesn't know. Join the critics as they both check out Bricks are Heavy by L7 for the first time. This episode features a new podcast.

This week, the critics are Raising Hell with hip-hop royalty RUN-DMC. Will this influence the critics to purchase Adidas apparel and walk past dumb girls? You won't know unless you listen immediately. This episode is brought to you by the 2025 Classic Rock Walk

Get out your mascara and scarves because it's time to listen Jane's Addiction while banging heroin during a multi day threesome. Or you can just listen while you're at work. Your call. This episode features a new artist in the romantic audio book world.

The critics have traveled to the 1980s, where the high-top fade haircuts were fresh, and the codpieces were snug to review the album Word Up! by Cameo. This episode features an ode to a man's love of wading in waste water