Editor John has created the perfect genjutsu: Infinite Cold Open, can the hosts prevail against the ultimate illusion?

This week the gang does not do an ad read, John swears Anna made him do the voice, we talk about how anyone could be the next "America's Mayor", Astrid and John playing the new IT couple for a bit?

This week the gang cancels a "celerity" talks about the hex that has been placed upon one of the hosts' heads and how we sympathize with the government workers because we don't get paid to do this either.

This week the gang takes another break from whatever stupid news is going on to be tormented in a gameshow run by Anna. Unrelated, are all podcasts trivia or dice rolls? Sound off in the comments.

This week we jump back into the news with a serious look at what Italy is doing right, what bed you should be using to med yourself up and John didn't totally walk away at the end of the recording to take a phone call.

This week in defiance of everything and as the stakes have never been higher around free speech, the gang decided to sit down and review three things to do with the word inspector. Don't worry, it gets weird...in case you were wondering if these people could ever be normal.

The gang gets together to talk about the news of the day, and hey do you think John is going to let a recording around his birthday go without some 9/11 talk.

This week Anna and John are back on their BS as they talk about presidential animals, the queen of Canada and maybe, if you are good some comic books but who could say.

The whole gang is back for an episode about smuggling...what? No that's just an auto correct thing I'm sure it has to be about smuggling aunts, which is wild but I'll believe it, but Editor John just slipped me an utz bag with a crisp $5 so I'll believe anything.

Anna and John are again left to their own devices and somehow don't spend the entire episode yapping about local food spots and how easy it would be to beat up a teenager if we were being carjacked in DC

This week the gang sits down to finish the saga with twists and turns you'd never believe and with so many special guests you'd be surprised, AND A FAN BOAT

This week the gang talks about real things that are real, like the heart attack gun, Ghislane Maxwell, and censorship in videogame websites.

This week the gang is back to talk about their favorite subject, denial. When the president says he doesn't know anything about anyone from New York City, when tech bros say that AI love is real and its not made from SCP wiki entries, that's denial baby.

John has been conscripted into making sure that Anna and Astrid are as married as they say they are only to find out that its just a comedy gag and all the work he didn't do to prep for this was wasted

Everyone is here and prepped to talk about the news, including cool mayors, big (pay)loads and the color of domes.

Astrid is away and John and Anna decided to ritualistically torture themselves with talking about the MineCraft Movie.

This week we take a break from the news to chill out and Anna makes John prove he is the ultimate movie mindset master.

I know, it sounds weird but we checked the rules, there can be straight bears, I know its a dogs playing basketball thing and I think they'll do something about it next patch but until then you the listener will have to settle for the gang talking about which musical is the most gay, the most gay to straights and what does and does not count as a good food pun.

This week the gang sits down to talk about who's in what chair, then they decide its about looksmaxing and which Star Wars fan site has the best CIA operatives in the chat.

Like it or not, star sign or just what's in your prostate cancer has had a big week and the gang sits down to weigh in on it.