Konnichiwa Fam,

Welcome back to another episode of Midnight Coffee Run. This time, I’m joined by my cousin, Suleman Asad Kath. It was his first time in Kenya and I thought, what’s the best way for us to catch up and show him Nairobi by night ? The answer was - Midnight Coffee Run.

We talked about:

- Suleman’s journey across Pakistan, the UK, and Dubai

- Pakistan’s economy, politics, and Imran Khan’s rise

- Life abroad — culture shocks, budgeting, and opportunities

- Investing and the cost of living in Dubai

- Friendship, relationships, and marriage

- Suleman’s future plans and reflections on growth

Big love as always for tuning in.

Team Coffee Pump.

Find Suleman:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sulemankath123?igsh=aDJnMmxwbWdudjhk

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/suleman-kath?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=ios_app

Car Provided by:

- Kyra Platinum Imports:

https://www.instagram.com/kyra.platinum.imports?igsh=MTFoOW8zN2l4ZGRnYg==

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konichiwa Fam! On E064, the trio is back! I am joined by  @eotwe777  and Fareed Khimani!!

In this episode, we talk about:

- Construction projects back then and now

- Dealing with Magicians and Inventors

- Ai and the future

- Can addicts find normalcy in life?

- Money Talks

- Q&A session to answer your questions

and a whole lot more. We had a good time recording this one, hope you enjoy the episode!

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

Find Eric:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/era_skipping?igsh=MWplMGs1eWc4dmhtcw==

- Eric’s Podcast: Every Other time With Eric: https://youtube.com/@eotwe777?si=4oEElucbQb1mn5bC

- EOTWE Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/everyother_time?igsh=NWRwamk0YzZma2g2

Find Fareed:

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/fareeddiamondkhimani?igsh=MWcwMm8zZnhubDRzcg==

- X:https://x.com/FareedKhimani

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konnichiwa Fam, Chaxy and Saddam of  @UpSydDigitalNetworks  are back! On this episode we talk about:

- Cologne scents and how to apply them

- The hygiene benefits of converting to Islam

- Who is the best dressed?

- Muhindi Strip clubs

- We dive into the Somali business boom in Nairobi, and speculate on the future of Kenyan politics without Raila Odinga

and much much more. Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Our sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

Find Chaxy:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatguychaxy/?hl=en

- Youtube: ​⁠ @UpSydDigitalNetworks

Find Saddam:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/saddamhussein?igsh=N3g4eGZ0a3pvbHZl

- One Two TV Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/onetwo_tv?igsh=MW8yd3czeThkeDR1Yg==

-Youtube: https://youtube.com/@OneTwoTVKE?si=azrxuhuew_zh04cn

- X: https://x.com/saddam_ke?s=21

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

#Chaxy #Podcast #Kenya #Nairobi #Politics #RailaOdinga #Ruto #Islam #Comedy #Perfume #Cologne #Fashion #Somalia #Business #ConspiracyTheory #Aliens #StripClub #Dating #Fitness

Konnichiwa Fam, Andrew Kibe IS BACK! And he brought along the legend, DNA  @dna_misterdreams  as well!!. On this episode we talk about:

- Crypto and Meme coins

- Jin's and whether they actually exist?

- Fables from the Bible

- Marriage, is it all a lie?

- Are modern Women programmed by the matrix?

We had a blast recording this one — hope you enjoy the episode!

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

Find Andrew Kibe:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kibeandy/?hl=en

- Kibe's Website: https://www.mrlambistic.com

- Hoodies: https://www.mrlambistic.com/product-category/hoodies/

- Kibe’s book: https://andrewkibe.gumroad.com/l/hpayc

Find DNA:

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dna_misterdreams

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konichiwa Fam. On E061 I am joined by fellow podcaster Bashir Yusuf who is part of the  @thekisianganipodcast . To be honest, this episode went off the rails 🤣. We talked about:

- Why all successful men have been cheated on

- What would we do if we were super rich?

- Which cartoon mamas did we fall in love with?

- Opening up a fertility clinic

- Stand up comedy and how Bashir got into it

and much much more.

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Find Bashir and the Kisiangani Podcast:

- Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thekisianganipodcast?si=NQRE53lS7miE1Nr1

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halaiki?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- Get your tickets to Bashir's upcoming show this November: https://shorturl.at/oEDJT

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Konichiwa Fam! On E060, I’m joined by Kenyan entrepreneur and PC World founder Bobby Gadhia.

On this episode, we talk about:

- His early days — boarding school, Somalia holidays, studying in the UK

- Leaving employment to build PC World from scratch

- The highs and lows of scaling, fraud, and rebuilding

- What he’d do differently in marriage and business

- His future ventures and thoughts on crypto

The episode is packed life experiences, lessons and stories to guide you on your own journey. Hope you enjoy the episode!

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7Find Bobby:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobby.gadhia?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/bobby-gadhia-7177553/

- Bobby's Interview On Financially Incorrect: https://www.linkedin.com/in/bobby-gadhia-7177553/

- Bobby's New Venture: http://www.anzanow.co.ke

Konichiwa Fam! On E059, I’m joined by Coffee Pump regulars Phares Kariuki and the legend Mwafreeka of the  @IkoNini 

In this episode, we take a deep look at Kenya’s history and its presidents — from the founding generation to today’s leaders. We explore the legacy of each presidency, how the country has shifted from one generation to the next, and what that means for the future. We also examine the criticism directed at President Ruto, considering both the backlash and the defense of his regime.

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Find our Guest Phares Kariuki:

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kaboro?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=ios_app

- Pure Infrastructure: https://www.pureinfrastructure.com

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/kaboro?s=21

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kaboro?igsh=enRrZHZyejB2MWl6

- Phares's Spotify Playlist:

https://open.spotify.com/user/kaboro?si=1cc5d7b346f04675

- Phares's Book recommendations:

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/6816203-phares-kariuki

Previous Episodes with Phares:

- Midnight Coffee Run E002: https://youtu.be/Q-FaydAdJss?si=mXOSQpOdYGagWM4V

- Coffee Pump E011: https://youtu.be/5KMLZPqdWHY?si=9xxhLy6t5cK4B_83

Find Mwaf:

- Instagram Mwaf: https://www.instagram.com/mwafreeka?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- Instagram Iko Nini: https://www.instagram.com/ikoninitv?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- Youtube: @IkoNini

- X: https://x.com/Mwafreeka

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konichiwa Fam! On E058, I’m joined by Coffee Pump regulars Eric Mutiso of ​⁠ @eotwe777 and Fareed Khimani!!

In this episode, we talk about:

- Relapsing and how to bring yourself back

- Charlie Kirk and what we think about what happened

- Aliens in Africa?

- Do Ghosts exist?

- Q&A session to answer your questions

and a whole lot more. We had a blast recording this one, hope you enjoy the episode!

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

Find Eric:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/era_skipping?igsh=MWplMGs1eWc4dmhtcw==

- Eric’s Podcast: Every Other time With Eric: https://youtube.com/@eotwe777?si=4oEElucbQb1mn5bC

- EOTWE Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/everyother_time?igsh=NWRwamk0YzZma2g2

Find Fareed:

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/fareeddiamondkhimani?igsh=MWcwMm8zZnhubDRzcg==

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Konichiwa Fam, On E057, I’m Joined By My Longtime friend, Telecom's Industry Veteran, DJ, And All-Around Legend — Mark Tinka.

In This Episode, We Dive Into:

- Mark’s early days in Uganda and his path into the telecom industry

- His rise through the ranks and how he became the face of SEACOM

- Keto diets vs. carnivore diets

- His journey into DJ’ing

- IPv4 vs. IPv6

- The world of undersea cables and the business behind them

…plus plenty more along the way.

Hope you enjoy the conversation.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Find Mark Tinka And His Music:

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mark-tinka-5b03055/

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/djmt_africa/

- Mark's Sound Cloud: https://www.youtube.com/@DJMT-Africa

- Mark's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@DJMT-Africa

- Mark's Company: https://www.transmissionco.net/

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch: https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast/?hl=en

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konichiwa Fam. On E056, I am joined by fellow podcaster Emmanuel of  @thekisianganipodcast 

On this episode we talk about:

- Funerals in Kenya and how elaborate they are

- Women’s basketball

- Families that watch 🌽 together

- Dubai and call girls

- Who would you wipe out if you were Thanos?

- Why Spotify didn’t invite us to their Kenyan masterclass?

and much much more.

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

My Episode on the Kisiangani Podcast:

- https://youtu.be/fk3un7RGnaQ?si=CoMCMv0wHe4C7X9i

Find Emmanuel and the Kisiangani Podcast:

- Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thekisianganipodcast?si=NQRE53lS7miE1Nr1

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emmanuelkisiangani?igsh=amZhMGllYjlxeWRl

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thekisianganipodcast?igsh=MTE1aDBzMHFuMHRicg==- X: https://x.com/manukisiangani?s=21

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konichiwa Fam. E055 I am joined again by Agar Omondi to catch up on weekly news and what we have been up to. Agar is one of Kenya's first Nuclear Scientist and is a Coffee Pump regular. On this episode, we catch up on:

• Men's hoe phase
• Korean Men and Make up
• Did Hitler die the way historians say he died?
• Did we land on the moon?
• Steroids and the effects
• Prenups and wealth protection

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,
Team Coffee Pump

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram: Connect Coffee Instagram

- Website: Connect Coffee Website

MOFIT Supplements:

- Instagram: MOFIT Instagram

- Instagram: Agar's Instagram

- E028 with Agar: Watch Episode 28

- Instagram: Instagram

- YouTube: YouTube

- Twitter / X: X Profile

- Instagram: Coffee Pump Instagram

- Apple Podcast: Apple Podcasts

- Spotify: Spotify

The Coffee Pump Podcast is for entertainment and information only. Views expressed by hosts and guests are their own and don’t represent the podcast or affiliates. Nothing said should be taken as professional advice. Any references to people, products, or businesses are personal opinions. We don’t accept liability for accuracy or consequences of using information shared. Listeners should research independently and seek professional advice when needed. By listening, you accept responsibility for your own decisions based on the content provided.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 4:37 - Sajid vs a female fan
• 8:26 - Men's hoe phase
• 10:57 - Being hit up by man
• 12:46 - Flight hours to Korea
• 14:03 - Korean men using makeup
• 22:00 - Why Agar stopped using steroids
• 26:07 - Side effects of steroids
• 31:50 - Hitler not being dead
• 39:00 - Moon landing conspiracy theory
• 44:22 - Agar's journey to atheism
• 54:34 - Where did we come from
• 1:00:04 - Math's correlation with time
• 1:04:40 - Correcting the map of Africa
• 1:06:26 - Agar going to Russia
• 1:08:16 - Agar prefers Asians to Europeans
• 1:10:48 - Agar's relationship status
• 1:13:37 - Effects of caffeine
• 1:15:22 - Burnout and Sabbaticals
• 1:19:13 - SHA discussion
• 1:20:54 - Corruption & greed
• 1:23:56 - Nuclear society of Kenya
• 1:29:30 - Taking prenups
• 1:39:40 - Wealth discussion
• 1:48:28 - Enjoying life
• 1:54:04 - Agar's goals
• 1:55:30 - Outro

Niaje fam, on E054 I am joined again by Fareed Khimani for a one on one catch up. On this episode we talk about:

- Our thoughts on Nigeria and my trip there

- Aga Khan's recent trip to Kenya

- Chasing money and wanting private jets

- Safest malls in Nairobi

- The new pandemic coming in that folks need be aware of

- Cheating on your significant other

- Are Bachelor Parties considered cheating?

and much much more.

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

MOFIT Supplements:

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/mofitsupplementske?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- Contact info in Kenya:

011 7462155011 7462154

Find Fareed:

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/fareeddiamondkhimani?igsh=MWcwMm8zZnhubDRzcg==

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

What’s good Cuh? On E053, I’m joined by Coffee Pump regular Eric Mutiso of ​⁠ @eotwe777  & for the first time ever, Fareed Khimani!!

In this episode, we talk about:

- Fareed’s recent trip to Switzerland

- The Kenyan education system and high fees

- Is marriage necessary?

- Employment and it’s challenges

- Harambee stars and what money can do for kenyan sports

and a whole lot more. We had a blast recording this one, hope you enjoy the episode!

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Find Eric:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/era_skipping?igsh=MWplMGs1eWc4dmhtcw==

- Eric’s Podcast: Every Other time With Eric: https://youtube.com/@eotwe777?si=4oEElucbQb1mn5bC

- EOTWE Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/everyother_time?igsh=NWRwamk0YzZma2g2

Find Fareed:

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/fareeddiamondkhimani?igsh=MWcwMm8zZnhubDRzcg==

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Hey Folks, we are back with another episode of CHEAT CODES. Life can get a little challenging at times, but imagine if you had a controller in your hands and could enter cheat codes to make things easier and more rewarding. That’s exactly what this segment is all about— Cheat Codes for leveling up in life! I’m joined by Zubair as we share our top tools, apps, strategies, and resources designed to supercharge your productivity and efficiency.

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Team Coffee Pump.

Find Zubair

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zubair_moti?igsh=d2dmdW9wMTdwbXBy

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/zubairmoti?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=ios_app

Wick and Wonder Wax Melts:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wickandwonder_uk?igsh=MXQxeTN2a2ljZHd4Mg==

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Konichiwa Fam! The one and only Ian Muiruri came in for E051. Ian had a life changing event on stage while MC'ing that forced him to relook at his life. We dive into his journey.

As always, appreciate the love and support — hope you enjoy this one 💪🏼

Team Coffee Pump

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch: https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

MOFIT Supplements:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mofitsupplementske?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- Contact info in Kenya:

011 7462155011 7462154

Find Ian Mururi:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ianskimuiruri/

- LinkTree:https://www.linkedin.com/in/ian-muiruri/

- X:https://x.com/IanMuiruri?

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Konnichiwa Fam, In this episode, I’m joined by Eric Mutiso of  @eotwe777  and Saddam of  @OneTwoTVKE  as we catch up on:

- Balancing work and life while building something on the side

- Our favourite stand-up comedians and what makes them great

- Eric’s take on prison life and the stories that came with it

- The fat loss journey me and Eric have been on

- Entrepreneur vs employee — what we’ve learned from both sides

- The future of the podcast and where we want to take it

and a whole lot more. We had a blast recording this one, hope you enjoy the episode!

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Our Sponsors:

Connect Coffee Roasters

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en

- Connect Coffee Website: https://connectcoffeeroasters.net

- Riverfront, Chiromo Branch:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7

MOFIT Supplements:

- Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/mofitsupplementske?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

- Contact info in Kenya:

011 7462155011 7462154

Find Eric:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/era_skipping?igsh=MWplMGs1eWc4dmhtcw==

- Eric’s Podcast: Every Other time With Eric: https://youtube.com/@eotwe777?si=4oEElucbQb1mn5bC

- EOTWE Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/everyother_time?igsh=NWRwamk0YzZma2g2

Find Saddam:- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/saddamhussein?igsh=N3g4eGZ0a3pvbHZl

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Coffee Pump Audio:

- Apple Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994

- Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

Disclaimer:

The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.

Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.

By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.

Konichiwa Fam,

Welcome back to another episode of Midnight Coffee Run. I'm joined by Khalif Kairo, the founder of Jetman Global and Kai and Karo car dealership.

In this episode, Kairo opens up about his time in prison and the harsh realities that came with it. He shares the origins of his struggles, his views on the storm that be-fell him, and the journey of scaling his business despite the odds.

We also dive into his flying career, the vision behind JetMan Global, and his eye-opening experiences in Japan, Jamaica, and Singapore. This episode is packed with raw insights, inspiration, and unexpected moments.

As always, thank you for the continued support. Hope you enjoy this one.

Team Coffee Pump.

Find Kairo:

- X: https://x.com/KhalifKairo

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalifkairo

CoffeePump Socials:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast? utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

- Instagram: https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani?_t=ZM-8tKwY3KSEon&_r=1

- YouTube: https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani

- Twitter / X: https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21

In E049, I am joined again by CPP regular, Phares Kariuki and for the first time every, Eddie Kioi, both good friends and industry colleagues. We talk about:

- AI in Kenya: Why Kenya isn't ready for AI yet due to power limitations and infrastructure gaps.

- China’s Tech Boom: Eddie shares insights from China’s AI infrastructure and lessons for Kenya.

- Data Centers: Challenges in building AI-ready data centers and the need for better cooling solutions.

- Kenyan Art: A look at the growing value of Kenyan art and how it's being bought by the country’s wealthiest.

- Censorship & Control: How internet throttling works in Kenya and why the government has ultimate control.

- This episode explores Kenya’s tech future, AI, art, and the real obstacles ahead.

and much much more. Hope you enjoy the episode:

Previous Episodes with Phares:

- Midnight Coffee Run E002: https://youtu.be/Q-FaydAdJss?si=mXOSQpOdYGagWM4V

- Coffee Pump E011: https://youtu.be/5KMLZPqdWHY?si=9xxhLy6t5cK4B_83

Find our Guest Phares Kariuki:

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kaboro?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=ios_app

- Pure Infrastructure: https://www.pureinfrastructure.com- Twitter / X: https://x.com/kaboro?s=21

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kaboro?igsh=enRrZHZyejB2MWl6

- Phares's Spotify Playlist:

https://open.spotify.com/user/kaboro?si=1cc5d7b346f04675- Phares's Book recommendations:

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/6816203-phares-kariuki

Find our guest Eddy Kioi:

- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/eddykioi/

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<p>In this episode, we sit down with Luqmaan Hasham and George Kingara from <a href="https://youtube.com/@Turbotaleske?si=DMR9rDCXEc9wuCC6" target="_blank">@Turbotaleske</a>, one of the fastest-growing car platforms in Kenya.</p>

<p>We dive into:</p>

<ul>

<li>The growth behind Turbo Tales and how it started</li>

<li>Race Wars, Turbo Nights, and what really goes into planning car events</li>

<li>Modding cars on a budget and finding the best garages</li>

<li>Awards, revenue streams, and turning passion into a brand</li>

<li>George’s racing and drifting experiences</li>

<li>5-car garage picks, best budget SUVs and sports cars</li>

</ul>

<p>...and much more. If you’re into car culture, this one's for you.</p>

<h3>Previous Episodes with Turbo Tales on Coffee Pump:</h3>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://youtu.be/W1b18qHCMJo?si=BK-wdnvor8dPZw4Q" target="_blank">E004</a></li>

<li><a href="https://youtu.be/kBz-_cXy1TE?si=6Xgf6VSyQC__HeIg" target="_blank">E011</a></li>

</ul>

<h3>Turbo Tales KE YouTube Channel:</h3>

<p><a href="https://youtube.com/@Turbotaleske?si=DMR9rDCXEc9wuCC6" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/@Turbotaleske</a></p>

<h3>Find our guest George Kingara:</h3>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/_georgekingara?igsh=MTU0N3c2eWpzcGNkbg==" target="_blank">Instagram</a></li>

<li><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@gkingara44?_t=8ij4HBPJQNp&_r=1" target="_blank">TikTok</a></li>

</ul>

<h3>Find our guest Luqmaan Nahid:</h3>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://instagram.com/c63_ke?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" target="_blank">Instagram</a></li>

<li><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@c63kenya?_t=8fWS7HhK7sc&_r=1" target="_blank">TikTok</a></li>

</ul>

<h3>Our Sponsors:</h3>

<strong>MOFIT Supplements:</strong>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/mofitsupplementske?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==" target="_blank">Instagram</a></li>

<li>Contact info in Kenya: 011 7462155 / 011 7462154</li>

</ul>

<strong>Connect Coffee Roasters:</strong>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/connectcoffeeroasters/?hl=en" target="_blank">Instagram</a></li>

<li><a href="https://connectcoffeeroasters.net" target="_blank">Website</a></li>

<li><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/sk8Z4HysfCSz3Hja7" target="_blank">Riverfront, Chiromo Branch</a></li>

</ul>

<h3>Coffee Pump Socials:</h3>

<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/coffeepumppodcast?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==" target="_blank">Instagram</a></p>

<h3>Coffee Pump Audio:</h3>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ke/podcast/coffee-pump/id1755013994" target="_blank">Apple Podcast</a></li>

<li><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/0X1unCgwcsMSoG7YfgAu73?si=FBy53R8rSCm-xXGJMKQtaQ" target="_blank">Spotify</a></li>

</ul>

<h3>Find our host Sajid Vayani:</h3>

<ul>

<li><a href="https://instagram.com/sajidvayani?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==" target="_blank">Instagram</a></li>

<li><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sajvayani" target="_blank">TikTok</a></li>

<li><a href="https://youtube.com/@sajidvayani" target="_blank">YouTube</a></li>

<li><a href="https://x.com/sajvayani?s=21" target="_blank">Twitter / X</a></li>

</ul>

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Konnichiwa Fam ❤️

We’re back with Earl Karanja & Mike Manani for another deep dive into the wild world of cars.

We talk tampered mileage, crazy car taxes in Kenya, why this country isn’t built for new cars, and where all the old ones end up. From Dubai luxury cars to South Sudanese plates, it’s a varied conversation. Plus, we talk about the best budget SUVs, 4x4s and our ultimate 5-car garages.

Hope you enjoy the episode.

Best,

Team Coffee Pump

Find our guest Mike Manani:

• Mike’s episode on Coffee Pump
• Facebook
• Instagram
• Website
• Email: sales@manani-imports.com

Find Earl Karanja:

• Earl’s episode on Coffee Pump
• Instagram
• Twitter / X
• YouTube
• TikTok

Our Sponsors:

MOFIT Supplements:

• Instagram
• Contact info in Kenya:
  011 7462155
  011 7462154

Connect Coffee Roasters:

• Instagram
• Website
• Riverfront, Chiromo Branch Location

CoffeePump Socials:

• Instagram

Coffee Pump Audio:

• Apple Podcast
• Spotify

Find our host Sajid Vayani:

• Instagram
• TikTok
• YouTube
• Twitter / X