Beer comes in a lot of sizes. Sixty Four ounces is a good amount. But what happens when you want to take that beer home? Better get yourself a growler! These douche vessels have been around in one form or another for over a century. Despite the fact that only dads and teachers use them now, their history is quite interesting. Ty and Ezzie discuss the growler's origin whilst drinking out of normal twelve ounce vessels. Fill up your Big Gulp and settle in. Thanks for listening. Cheers! cobrospodcast@gmail.com cobrospodcast.tumblr.com facebook.com/cobros.podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast

Well look what the tide washed in. It's another Cobro and he's carrying a sixer of Olympia! This episode Ty and Ezzie are joined by legendary fellow Cobro, Matty Timeexcellent as they discuss his favorite beer. Is Olympia the boys' favorite beer? Tune in to find out! Thanks for listening. Cheers! cobrospodcast@gmail.com facebook.com/cobros.podcast cobrospodcast.tumblr.com soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast

White People! Are the worst right? Any beer designed just for them has to suck as much as they do. This episode finds Ezzie and Ty drinking the mayonnaise of beer, Kirkland Signature Craft Beer. The boys choke down this pale ale that is paler than a Minnesotan housewife's thighs! Thanks for listening. Cheers! http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ facebook.com/cobros.podcast soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast

Narragansett Lager? Say what? Despite being over 125 years old and starring in the film Jaws, most people have never heard of it. In this episode, shark hunters/beer astronauts Ty and Ezzie crack open a couple of tall boys and discuss Gansett's history. Cheers and thanks for listening! cobrospodcast.tumblr.com soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast facebook.com/cobros.podcast narragansettbeer.com

Imagine getting tubed by a wave of beer! Pretty epic right? Well not if you were one of the victims of The London Beer Flood. In this episode Ezzie and Ty discuss the events of October 17th, 1814 when millions of pints of beers flooded a London neighborhood. Surfs up dudes! Thanks for listening. Cheers! cobrospodcast@gmail.com cobrospodcast.tumblr.com soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast facebook.com/cobros.podcast

Fake Beer! Wait, what? Like O'Doul's or Omission? Not quite. This episode finds Ty and Ezzie discussing beers from movies and television. From Elsinore to Duff the boys run through these iconic fake beers we all know and love. Thanks for listening. Cheers! cobrospodcast@gmail.com cobrospodcast.tumblr.com soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/08/fake-tv-beer_n_5242749.html

GUTEN TAG Y'ALL! It's a Spoetzl episode that finds the boys drinking a German beer from the heart of Texas? Ty and Ezzie down a couple of Shiner Bocks and get into Spoetzl Brewery's history. Turns out their founder Kosmos was kind of a bad ass! Thanks for listening. Cheers! http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ cobrospodcast@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast www.stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast https://www.shiner.com/

Picture a beer that's missing all of the things that make a beer, a beer. Sounds awful right? You're correct it is awful. Gluten-free beer is bullshit. There are exceptions of course, Celiac disease is real and it sucks all of the dicks. Ty and Ezzie don't have celiac, nor are they gluten intolerant. The boys, however, are bullshit intolerant. Listen to them choke down a couple of Omission IPA whilst explaining their stance on bandwagon trends. Thanks for listening. Cheers! http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ https://soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast https://www.facebook.com/cobros.podcast http://omissionbeer.com/ http://health.usnews.com/health-news/blogs/eat-run/2015/06/11/think-youre-sensitive-to-gluten-think-again

An unearthed lost episode featuring Not Your Father's Root Beer. Episode 19 was originally recorded back in April 2016 and has the boys choking down this "ale with the taste of spices". It's true, Ty and Ezzie's dads wouldn't be caught dead drinking these! Thanks for listening. Cheers! http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ https://www.facebook.com/cobros.podcast https://www.instagram.com/cobrospodcast/ https://soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast

It's St. Patrick's Day! What better way to celebrate than listening to Ty and Ezzie crack open a couple cans of Guinness! The most famous beer to come out of Ireland, Guinness Draught has a rich history for the boys to discuss. Don't be the asshole who drinks green beer at an Irish pub you only visit once a year. Instead, grab a Guinness and listen to this episode of The Cobros Podcast. You don't have to be Guinness to drink this Genius! cobrospodcast.tumblr.com soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast cobrospodcast@gmail.com guinness.com

It's still Sobruary! Instead of drinking another N.A. beer the boys decide to do a best of 2016 episode. Using Craft Beer and Brewing Magazine as their guide Ty and Ezzie discuss last year's best beers, breweries, and more. Thanks for listening. Cheers! http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ https://soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast https://beerandbrewing.com/

Ty and Ezzie are taking a month off from drinking? Well kinda, and that is why they chose the shortest month. February is now Sobruary! The boys aren't gonna leave you hanging, however, they've decided to save their livers and sacrifice their taste buds by cracking open a couple O'Doul's. Possibly America's most famous non-alcoholic beer, O'doul's lack of booze and taste is only rivaled by their lack of history and web presence. Thanks for listening. Cheer! cobrospodcast@gmail.com www.cobrospodcast.tumblr.com www.soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast www.facebook.com/cobros.podcast www.stitcher.com/podcast/cobros-podcast www.odouls.com

Ty and Ezzie are back from preaching the good word of Satan. To celebrate they crack open Hop Nosh Tangerine IPA by Unita Brewery. A Utah made beer, Hop Nosh inspires the boys to talk some shit on Mormons and try to explain some of the fucked of liquor laws of Utah. Thanks for listening. Cheers cobrospodcast.tumblr.com

In their quest to discover a Star Wars beer the boys realize it has been right in front of them the whole time! If Colt 45 is good enough for Lando Calrissian, the suavest mother fucker in a far far away galaxy, then it might just be good enough for Ezzie and Ty. Probably not. Cheers and thanks for listening. http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ https://soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=128656&refid=stpr

Ty and Ezzie fondle a couple of black models whilst enjoying Negro Modelo. Our favorite Mexican beer with Germanic roots. Perfect for celebrating a fake Mexican holiday. Originally going to be released around Cinco De Mayo 2016 this episode is finally going up January 2017. Hey sometimes shit happens and a podcast falls to the wayside. Now it's 2017 and we're back with a vengeance. Enjoy and thanks for listening. http://cobrospodcast.tumblr.com/ https://soundcloud.com/cobros-podcast/ Intro: San Francisco-Foxygen-We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors Of.. Outro: Colorado Cool-Aid-Johnny Paycheck-Take This Job and Shove It

Ez and Ty find their hearts in San Francisco by cracking open an Anchor Steam Beer. It's Cobros approved and the San Francisco Finger Fangs are always on Fleet! Drop Anchor and Enjoy. Intro: Roger Miller - Chug-A-Lug Outro: Foxygen - San Francisco

Ty and Ezzie make a huge mistake by drinking a beer suggested by a listener. Camo Black Ice is officially the worst beer the boys have ever forced down their throats.

Ty and Ezzie enjoy Miller Lite in the no longer available limited edition retro steinie bottles. Does a label change actually make the beer taste better? You're gonna have to listen to find out.

Ezzie and Ty are joined by their little sister Keze on this mini-episode. She teaches the boys how to properly enjoy the Nascar of beer, Bud Lite. Turns out it ain't half bad when you can't taste it. Buckle up, turn left and enjoy!

The Johnny Biggs Episode!!! After being delayed, Episode 11 is finally up. Ty and Ezzie are joined by the one and only Johnny Biggs. A lot of inside jokes and side stories don't stop us from enjoying one of Johnny's childhood beers, Genesee Cream Ale.