Three clueless siblings are trying to win NFL parlay cards. Week 11 was great. We would have had four winners and again it would not have been Raul. Beto wins 2 parlay cards for his 4th and 5th wins. Nancy wins 1 parlay card giving her 6 wins for the season, one more and she will retire. The third winner was our La Prima Gloria who was our guest last week and she made us $3,000. Nancy's imaginary Boo would have been the fourth winner, but the person entering the numbers made a mistake.
Our rumor mill was pretty good, it is worth listening to. We talk about Tay-Tay and the prenuptial Travis wants before he proposes. We talk about two potential coaches, Belichick to the Jaguars and Deion Sanders to the Cowboys.
We discuss Aaron Rodgers and the Jets. This will be Rodgers last year with the Jets and may be retiring. Jets lose by one point to the Colts for their fifth loss in a roll.
Beto's clueless ass did not know how to start an electric car while in Hawaii. When he called an associate for help, the gentleman sat on the passenger side and said "It is already on." Boy did Beto feel stupid.
This was another solo episode with Nancy and Beto. Raul could not sneak out of the nursing home for this one. Beto makes correcton in regard to some misinformation about the Cecil The Lion, and Nancy's math.
We had no winners this week following an epic week last week were all three of us were winners.
Our cousin Gloria who was folling us on Instagram got a call from us and became our third guest on our podcast. As a guest, she gets to make parlay picks, she gave us her take on for teams and we put down $300.
Starting next week , will be recording on Tuesday night and releasing our picks to you on Wednesdays.
We also go over some great stats and some not so great QB stats. This episode is under an hour, enjoy and please leave us feedback.
This is a historical episode for. One new president has been elected, the longest episode and we were winners on the same week for the first time in three years.
We discussed the new presidency for a bit, some things off-topic, which is my favorite part. We realized Nancy can't do math, but then I realized that I said 70x1960 not 70 x 19.6.
Raul was traveling and joined towards the end of the podcast. Raul and Nancy review the World Series, Raul is Dodger fan and Nancy is a Yankee fan.
In this episode, Beto goes solo. Nancy is in a dark room crying about the Yankees losing the World Series. Raul is drunk after two days of celebrating in downtown Temecula. We go over Nancy's shitty 22% picks this week. Nancy called me an idiot last week for taking the 49ers over the Cowboys, she took the Cowboys to cover. She also loses her $1000 bet with Raul, Dodger vs Yankees WS. Nancy also lost $450 side bet with Raul on the Buccaneers vs Falcons. Short episode, enjoy!
This week you have all three clueless siblings on the podcast, Raul I don't know which house his at, Nancy South Central LA, and Beto Chula Vista.
Pay a small tribute to Fernando Valenzuela el Toro.
We also spend a little time talking about Nancy and Raul attending the World Series on Saturday. Nancy will be attending the game on Friday. Who will get their ass kicked by fans, Raul by Yankees fans and Nancy by Dodger fans.
In 1981 I won my father's work had squares. I won the $200 pot and I bought Star War figures collection.
We talk about some of the new trades in the NFL and if they helped their new teams. We went three weeks with wins and this week there were no winners. Nancy is almost broke and is hoping that the Buccaneers cover over the Falcons because Nancy and Rsul have a side bet for $450.
I am guaranteeing four wins, something I did not mention on the podcast.
Enjoy
A podcast of three so-called clueless siblings and their weekly NFL parlay picks. Three siblings do not want the other two to win. They battle for the covenant champions
belt, currently held by Beto.
Raul is going to another concert where he does not know shit about the artists and their songs, The Spice Girls. But, Beto could name them and their nicknames.
Why 2 1/2 wins this week? There were four winning tickets, 1 by Raul, 1 by David (Nancy) and 2 by Beto although one had and asterisk. The official wins total are Nancy 4, Raul/Beto 2 each and Dave 2.
We think Dave is a fake name so that Nancy can submit more tickets. Apparently, Dave works the "graveyard" and can not join us during our podcast hours.
We have our third runner in three years and our second one this season. Last year's runner wants to return and work for us. His name is Ippeai and has an impressive resume. He was previously a runner for an active MLB player.
Enjoy this goofy, fun and clueless podcast with these three siblings.
HAPPY WINNING!!
This episode is being recorded remotely using a Zoom P4 and BTA-2. I am in San Diego and Nancy is in a'hood, Los Angeles.
After starting the season very strong, 5 parlay cards won, we have ran into a dry spell, "Every streak ends, but the grind never stops."
For this episode Raul was not present and it was so much fun. Meet our new brother-in-law in the background. We recorded this episode during the overtime of the Falcons vs Bucccaneers TNF. Second week without a parlay win. Who is "Chino" and why are three Chinos mentioned in this podcast, number 17 for the Dodgers , my friend John , Donald and sister-in-law, but the are not Chinese. If I ever get rich I am buying Donald a firesation and fire truck, why? Our new Mule, is taking really good notes and brings me back feed back. What the hell is a Red Robin........ah Round Robin. Why doesn't a bookie ask another bookie how this shit works.
Baseball: We talked a little bit about the Padres and Dodgers We talked about Sosa, Bonds, A-Rod, McGuire and compared them to Shohei Ohtani might have in common. Why am I not conviced by him.
If you want to listen to our picks, fast forwatd to 22:oo minutes, or listen to our bullshit for the next 55 minutes. ENJOY!
In this episode we had two winners. Nancy, won two parlay cards, three picks each for a total of $2,040. Raul won one a four parlay card for a total of $1,000. We begin this episode with the segment titled Metiche Wednesday. Where we talk about, Tyreek Hill, McMCarthy's injury not reported, Dak's new four year $240 million contract, and Watson's legal issues. We go over my screw up on taking the Bengals over the Patriots in our family survival picks and why did I listen to Raul. We discuss the Cowboys and Saints game for the survivor picks, Raul takes the Cowboys and Nancy takes the Saints, one of them will be eliminated. I took the Chargers over the Panthers. Raul does something he has never done before, he combined his two tickets, which would pay him 40x his initial bet. Our former Runner wants to return. And we want to welcome (добро пожаловать) our new listener from Russia.
This episode begins with a technical issue with the microphone. We also have a new parlay family champion, who is it, who will wear the belt this season. We all cover TNF spreads and over/under. Nancy says she will win six parlays this season and Raul says he will win five parlays. Mom make a guest appearance, but in the background. Our runner from last year is working for someone else, he covers this weeks bets with the commission he made from us. This season we have a mule. He will be running to make our parlay bets. Enjoy!
Raul was not on this podcast. Nancy's prediction falls apart, here 49ers lost. We have a winner and again another protest. Beto has been winning on another Caliente Card Bet+. Raul the sore loser has another protest against the winner. The winner now leads with 3 wins and also leads with the most money wins. The winner now want the belt.
If you look at this week's cover, it just proves how much we don't want either one to win, even if it means messing up the family pick. The Runner made a special bet for Beto. He took the Ravens against the family pick, the Bengals. He ended up winning all three picks on this card, but it doesn't count as a win, or should it? You the listener decide.
First, we need an editor, Beto forgot to start the intro song. In this episode, we had a winner. Beto shares a new segment titled Metiche miércoles, where he shares stories and rumors around the NFL. Someone's pick selection percentages dropped, while others went up. We are 0-8 on the family picks. Nancy and Beto had to cover the family picks because El Rey de los Family Picks did not lose, Raul is still perfect. O que la chingada, Raul has another protest. Raul is scared that Beto is catching up to him. Beto is planning a special guest for next week.
Nancy messed up the family pick by taking the Jets over the Chargers on Monday Night Football (MNF). MNF has been changed to MensaNancyFernandez. There was a format change to our family picks. We will be picking TNF, SNF and MNF for our family picks. Nancy guarantees a win this week. Nancy also guarantees that the 49er’s will win the rest of the season, esta pendeja. Again, Raul can’t do math. Raul speaks to our runner in Spanish. What freakin accent is Beto trying to do. Raul and Nancy love hearing their percentage stats, I do not know why, because they are hideous numbers. Raul still leads the season with two wins, Nancy and I have one win each. Raul also leads with the most money won, Beto second and Nancy in last. Raul really wants the under (47.5) on the Bills vs Broncos game whereas Nancy and I want the +8.5 Broncos to cover. Enjoy!
We had a Runner last week. What does the Runner want for his efforts. The Runner does not speak English and he messed up Nancy's pick. Nancy wanted the Titans, but the Runner heard something else. Why is Raul Protesting his family pick? Raul is calling Nancy and I LOSERS! Raul ruined my content. New family pick format. Nancy really has a gambling problem. We figured out that Raul needs tacos to win. Raul and Nancy really suck at math. No winners this week.
!Tata! Tata kept falling asleep. You have to listen to Raul's Purdy conspiracy. We didn't have a runner this week. Raul is still perfect with the family pick, but there is an *. TNF if our runner would have gone, Raul's pick would have lost. Family picks will have a new format next week. Our last runner couldn't make it this week and still looking for a runner for week 8. Shout out to our listeners in Ireland and Australia! What the hell was Nancy eating? Why did Nancy mute her phone? Raul is being driven in a Benny not Bently.
Welcome to our 6th episode as we record this remotely. What the hell was Raul on after returning from Colombia? Nancy finally got the monkey of her back, she won. The question still remains, is she a parlay savant, is it beginners luck or is it the Urn? Listen to this episode to find out which one. Raul, we are both concerned for him, what did they give him in Colombia? He talks about the Jaguars trip to London and how the Jaguars ownership could possibly fly some of the players and coordinators to scout that game, WHAT!? Raul brags about his family pick winning streak. Nancy is happy to finally win. It was a funny episode especially with our senor citizen brother on board. Enjoy
This episode is literally being done remotely. We used WhatsApp for this episode. Nancy is in Los Angeles, I am in Sun Diego and Raul is in Colombia. Did Raul win his third in row parlay card? Did Nancy finally win a parlay card? As we are recoding this I thought I heard some headboard banging, but it wasn't, what was it? Raul picks the same team on all his parlay cards, which team was it? Family picks, we are 0-2, Raul thinks he's the shit because he is 2-0 in the family picks, he went with the 49er's the last two weeks. This week he changes teams, but guess which team it is, you have to listen. Nancy and I want his cards to not cover and we would be totally fine, because if cards are gone, we are too. I would have won the $1.7 billion dollars, 22,24,40,52,64 and 10 yes, I memorized these numbers. I would have paid all my social media friends and podcast listeners atheir debts, not phonelist. The Dodgers were playing while we were recording this, Raul is a Dodger fan, Nancy a Yankee fan and I'm a Padger fan. Them two made a special bet, listen to it.
Who won? This episode was recorded remotely. Nancy and Raul where in Los Angeles and I was in San Diego. In this epsidode someone fell asleep, couldn't hear and forgot about the side bet he made with Nancy. It's obvioius he's like Johnny Depp who does not watch any of his movies, Raul does not listen to the podcast. Our family picks sucked! This week we took the Commander (me), 49er's (Raul) and Bills (Nancy). Next week Raul will be live from Columbia, Nancy Los Angeles and I'll be in San Diego. With two wins in his pocket he trys to advice us on our family picks. I really wanted the Lions, listen to why I didn't take them. How is Nancy feeling about her picks, she is 0-4 and has the lowest point coverage percentage below 50%. Do we need to change the podcast name? She loves to rub it in how she won 14 total parlay cards and $2000 last year. Enjoy!
We have a winner!! If you heard the episode 3, Nancy did guarantee a winner, but was it Nancy? Did Raul end his 346 day losing streak? Did Bert win his second in a roll? Well, you have to listen to find out. And why was Nancy too quiet? Is she ready to leave the parlay game and the podcast? This episode was recorded live at studio KBRT69 in Chula Vista. We drove down to Caliente in Tijuana where Raul go to go inside and make his picks after we ate tacos. My eyes and fingers took a break from filling out their cards, but back at it again next week. Raul will explain our new family picks. It was a fun afternoon, Nancy even brought her toddler Lucy, our mother. Mandilon's (Raul) wife Sinia joined us.
WE HAVE A WINNER!! Who was it? Did Nancy win? Did Bert win? Did Raul win? Why was one of the non-winner's upset about the percentage the winner was giving to the other two, but told the winner "Keep your money!" In this episode we find out how old Nancy's toddler is. Why was Nancy upset about the Rams last second field goal? Did Raul's survive his Survivor pick? Who has the highest winning percentage in the last two week? Nancy and Raul stayed away from Thursday Night Football (TNF) pick this week, but Bert took the Giants to cover over the 49'ers. Bert is 1-1 on TNF, will he be 2-1 tonight? Apparently Raul wrote a book on how to pick weekly NFL spread picks. I love my brother, but DON'T BUY THE BOOK!! One of us gets the bonus parlay card this week. Did the winner use it or gifted the bonus pick to a needy and desperate sibling? Enjoy!
Did Nansuda win? Did Raul win? Did Bert win? Listen to find out. This was a short episode, find out why. Babosa was not speaking into the microphone and your really couldn't hear her, Raul sounded better than Nansuda. For the first week the expert Nansuda picked the Giants over the Cowboys because she can't stand the Cowboys, Babosa move. They laughed at me because of my Thursday Night Football pick. Nancy can't stand Cousins. Find out how we pick our teams. Last week Nancy suggested that we need to improve on not interrupting each other and what does Nansuda do? One our tickets is out, who is out, find out. Who does Bert pick to win the Super Bowl? I really hope someone wins next week so the smack talking can begin. And I really hope Raul Wins!
