Harrison Gerard joins us for a marathon episode where we play like 38% of the first Taleframe game based on "Crocodracula," the classic 90s kid's horror soap opera that you definitely remember, and if you don't remember it, PLEASE google it before you listen to this episode. The game is called Crocodracula: The Beginning, and the reason Harrison is here is because he supplied all the feelies. BY SCANNING THEM WITH HIS NICE SCANNER.

Ryan hatches a shameless plot to turn the show into an ad for his Little Match Girl games, but grossly underestimates the time it will take to play the second entry in the series, and that is why this podcast is more than two hours long. Jenni concludes that, with podcasts like these, there is no need for her to go back to therapy. And Nils is there too, trying to get a word in edgewise.

Nils Fagerburg is compelled to push aside a dolomite sarcophagus-topper and expose Ryan and Jenni once more to the light of day--and to a lovely little Verdeterrelike featuring Trevor the Snake.

Clash of the Type-Ins returns to your ears and Chandler Groover returns to Clash of the Type-Ins to share with us his very short Ectocomp winner and delineate the terms of his bitter rivalry with one of your hosts.

Bruno Dias gifts us with an additional 30 minutes of quality content, interspersed with 30 minutes of Ryan groaning about censorship, mind control, and socialist propaganda. The game itself is a meditation on temporal thresholds, but also a kind of museum piece from the Dias Cinematic Universe. PLUS: Bruno and Jenni Present: All The Colors Of Noise!

Bruno Dias appears on the Type-Ins scene to present what he claims is his least depressing parser game. I mean parser story. Not since the Jeremy Freese episodes has this podcast driven Ryan so near the brink of madness. Will he and Jenni make it out of a dinner party alive? Or will the unspeakable Headlock destroy the universe?

Luckily for everyone, Emily Boegheim stuck around long enough to play another game in the same room as Jenni and Ryan. They played Ryan's caveman game! This episode is only 33 minutes long!

Emily Boegheim flew all the way over to the United States of America to record an episode with Ryan, in his home, right next to Jenni, who was also there. Whilst playing this story, Ryan and Jenni are forced to contemplate real estate and all its attendant horrors while under the pressures of a real-world time limit and the threat of immolation.

Caleb Wilson sticks around to play a game by Ryan that follows some of the same thematic steps as Starry Seeksorrow, manifesting by juxtaposition as a balletic alter ego of the previous episode, pirouetting and plie-ing in a delicate dance of dolls. But in this game the dolls are dinosaurs. Plus, get more answers to more of YOUR advice questions in Caleb Wilson's Able Wisdom!

Caleb Wilson is finally on the show! His game, inspired by a song or songs that I don't remember what they are, allows Ryan and Jenni to feel extremely clever as they tell a doll to tell a doll what to do. Plus, get answers to YOUR advice questions in Caleb Wilson's Able Wisdom!

Ryan flew all the way over to Australia to record an episode with Emily Boegheim, in her home, right next to her cat. The envy in Jenni's voice is palpable as she plays Emily & Ryan's game about teenaged ghost hunters in a spooky church, which many agree is the Best Setting. Careful listeners will notice that there is a ghost in the room with you right now.

The spookings continue and Ryan cackles maniacally as the venerable Bust Huds rolls out a game with a talking skeleton! Super spooky! And it's on a train! Trains are kind of spooky. Trains definitely provide lots of material for puns.

Happy Halloween! Buster Hudson returns IMMEDIATELY to Clash of the Type-Ins so that he can play Ryan's extremely spooky game about a museum docent. I decided not to splice in thunderstorm noises through the entire episode but you can add that yourself if you want.

In the back half of Buster Hudson's thrilling game about bunnies, the Judge of the Ryan Veeder Exposition for Good Interactive Fiction discovers that he may not have actually played all the way through the winning Entry. But it looks like his Steward didn't either, so. Yeah.

#RVEXPO champion Buster Hudson presents his #RVEXPO-winning "Foo Foo," a game with so many influences that I cannot even begin to enumerate them here. In a thrilling cliffhanger sequence, Ryan and Jenni look up information about They Might Be Giants records on the internet.

[CONTENT KLAXON: EXTREMELY GROSS INSIDES OF A BODY] From spookmaster Chandler Groover comes a series of jaw-dropping sentences about a humongous snake and the extremely gross insides of its body. Is this a good game? Nobody can seem to agree! But the answer is yes.

Wade Clarke showcases the OTHER game about Australian kids playing a Hide and Seek variant, and with his help we bring it back to Air Bud's puppies, the contemptible Canada goose, hot tips for harassing bats, and the OTHER 90s movie where they bring back dinosaurs.

In a marathon Type-Ins discussion/digression session, Carolyn VanEseltine presents a faith-centered examination of the human soul's capacities for good and for evil. Ryan and Jenni let a panoply of unspeakable horrors remain unspoken, which is more than I can say for the unspeakable puns.

The Ryan-indulgence of the Type-Ins ethos reaches its zenith/nadir as Mr. Veeder presents to Jason and Jenni the game he always said we'd never play on the podcast, breeding Wrenlaws out of the dead land, mixing Wrenlaw with Wrenlaw, stirring dull roots with Wrenlaw.

Jason McIntosh returns for part 1 of a thrilling season finale! What fate awaits Air Bud's puppies? What arcana will be unearthed in the Higgins Armory Museum? And who is "Authorial Intent"? Find out tonight! By the way, if you just want to hear us play the game you're gonna want to skip to 36:51.