Whats good my beautiful bbs 🤎 new zodiac list reaction from MindJournal. Come hangout with me while I react to what keeps each zodiac sign alive...its pretty accurate 👀

happy mfckn scorpio season, I love yall so much 🦂 xx sara

Hi my lil yappers 🤎 In today’s episode, we’re giving Libra season her well-earned flowers, side-eyeing Saturn in the 3rd house, I'm telling you which signs are the most fun to argue with, and reminding you why your intuition is the best thing thats happened to you. We’re also yapping about AirPods that translate in real time, the dangers of bottling up your feelings, and why girls' night is a necessity for your WELL BEING.

Love yall so much xx sara

Welcome my lil yappers 🤎 — In today’s episode, we’re calling out the biggest rule breakers in the zodiac and spiraling into a classic Yap Therapy rant: reincarnation being the most raggedy cycle ever. We unpack why work should never define you, the wild stats on work-related stress, and why Pluto transits will humble you fast. Oh, and if you’ve got Mars square Pluto in your chart? Baby… good luck. We also yap about past lives (the movie) and why it p*ssed me off. Let’s get into it.

xx sara

Hi my lil yappers 🤎

today’s episode is a little shorter and a little cozier—because I filmed it in bed for the first time ever. sometimes you just need a change of scenery… and tbh the astrology this past week has been horrifying 😭

so if you’ve been feeling off, overwhelmed, overstimulated, or like you’re floating between the dream world and rage mode... same. let’s yap about Pisces intuition, Aries passion, needing a reset, and of course—Love Island Games because you know I had thoughts lmaoo

love yall so much....ps. how do we like the in bed set up? 👀

xx sara

Welcome my lil yappers ✨ In this episode, we dive into a Harvard study about motivation, staying strong through spiritual warfare, why Mars in Libra is the worst transit ever, The Summer I Turned Pretty series finale, Water signs vs. the rest of the zodiac, airing out relationship drama, Pisces men, and the art of not giving a f*ck. Let’s yap. xx sara 🤎

Hi my lil yappers,

In this episode, I’m diving into the emotional chaos of eclipse season, the Virgo vs. Pisces need to do it all alone, and how real self love sometimes looks like speaking up for yourself. We’re also talking about the link between joy and sorrow, moon sign feelings (Aquarius, Sagittarius, Scorpio—y’all okay?), and the power of saying less. Plus, a juicy new Netflix show rec and a quick chat about first impressions and dealing with negative thoughts.

xx sara

Hey my lil yappers! I missed y’all 🥹 Thank you for being patient while I took a much-needed breather. Sometimes you just need a moment to remind you that rest is productivity too (very pisces/virgo axis codedddd) But I’m back, mic in hand, ready to yap about it 🤎We’re kicking things off with some Virgo energy and why the eclipse has all of us (me) suddenly hyper-aware of our health and habits. Then we dive into the classic Virgo vs Pisces debate — the battle of body vs soul energy. You’ll also hear the scariest cheating story I’ve ever heard (yes, its making me crave vengeance), mercurials vs caffeine (spoiler: caffeine is winning), and we wrap with a fun one: how to actually make your Scorpios happy… an easy 3 step process lmaooLet me know which part hit home for you, and as always, take care of yourself 🫶 xx sara

Hey my lil yappers ♥️ this week’s Yap Therapy is all about breaking out of fear loops and stepping into your power — without shame, doubt, or apology. We start off with a spicy astro take: do mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces) secretly hate Capricorn energy? 👀 Then we deep-dive into manifestation blocks, why your manifestations aren't showing up (even when you're doing everything right), and how to actually deserve what you're calling in.

I also talk about saying yes to every version of yourself, letting life flow without gripping the steering wheel, and why understanding yourself matters way more than being understood by others. If you’re navigating a chapter where things feel messy or unclear — this one’s for you 💌

Love yall soooo much! xx sara

hi my lil yappers 💬

this week we’re talking about the zodiac signs that love a good transformation arc — the ones who reinvent themselves like it’s a seasonal sport. not in a fake way, just in a “i can’t be the same person for too long or i’ll combust” kind of way.

we’re also dragging scorpios (myself included) for being professional overthinkers, talking about what it means to actually forgive your past self, and debating on who’s your emotionally unhinged fighter: taurus or cancer (it’s closer than you think).

love yall so so much, have a beautiful weekend! xx sara

Hey my lil yappers 🤎 This week’s episode is…a ride.

First off—Matt Rife really bought the rights to the Annabelle doll?? I had to talk about it. And you know I couldn’t resist pulling up his birth chart to make sense of the chaos..

Then we get into part two of what might be the worst Mercury Retrograde of my life (if you know, you know), a raw lil vent sesh about struggling with confidence, and imposter syndrome.

I wrap it all up with a passionate PSA to the air signs…because y’all are always stressing everybody out and we need to unpack that 😂

Come laugh, reflect, and yap with me 🫶🏽 xx, sara

hi my beautiful people 🤎 in today’s episode of Yap Therapy, we’re diving and reacting to the Zodiac Sign Non-Negotiables List (by Zodiacreads on Instagram)— aka what each sign is never settling for again 👏 whether it’s betrayal, boredom, or bare minimum energy…we’re calling it OUT sign by sign.

but first, a little reminder that sometimes chaos is the exact thing needed before peace arrives. don’t resist the storm — it might be clearing the path for your next blessing..

✨ let me know in the comments what your sign is and what you refuse to tolerate ever again! Love yall sm! xx sara

Hi bbs,

In this week’s Yap Therapy, I’m talking about how Uranus is fully testing me right now (chaos much?), plus giving a quick update on my posting schedule. We dive into this Mercury retrograde in Leo and why its time to rethink your passion projects... and then get real about the darker side of Scorpio and Pisces energy — yes, we’re talking manipulation and delusion.

I also sprinkle in some random storytimes because when do I not? And to wrap things up, we have a heart-to-heart about why seeking outside validation will always fail you — it’s way too inconsistent to build your worth on.

Love yall so so much. xx sara

hi my lil yappers 🧠✨

This week’s Yap Therapy episode is a rollercoaster: we're unpacking the Capricorn Full Moon and what to finally let go of, why Jupiter in Cancer is asking you to re-mother yourself, and how miserable people often fear their own inner child.

We also dive into dating as a water sign, Scorpio’s karmic lessons, the Pluto in Aquarius shift, and the toxic mess that is Love Island USA Season 7. Plus, a quick fun fact from my Iranian side that’ll surprise you.

Love yall so so much! xx sara

Hi bbs 🧡In today’s Yap Therapy episode, we start with a little world talk, then dive straight into the chaos: from the astrology beef between Leo men and Scorpio women, to the exhausting power dynamics of toxic relationships, to why healthy love can feel… lowkey boring (but in the best way). I also talk about why healing doesn’t require you to isolate yourself — plus I react to a zodiac list that tries to decide which signs are “toughies” vs “softies.” Let’s yap. 😮‍💨💬

xx sara

Hi my lil yappers 🤎

In this episode, I’m venting about lovebombing/how hard the internet can be on women. I'm also sharing how my own experience as an immigrant has shaped the way I move through the world — especially when it comes to empathy and emotional responsibility.

We’re also talking about that viral meme breaking down the air signs: Libra as the lover, Aquarius the fighter, and Gemini somehow being both at once 😂 Spoiler: it’s accurate.

Plus, my audiobook catfished me (yes, it's time for a good ol' storytime), and I’m reminding you that you do not need to wait for the “perfect moment” to start living your dream life. And lastly, 50 Cent… is absolutely the Gemini Moon mascot. Just trust me.

Love yall so so much. xx sara

Hi bbs!

In this episode, I’m manifesting something big — your future Love Island Astrology Ambassador is speaking it into existence! I’m breaking down the Season 7 USA cast’s zodiac signs (spoiler: Earth signs are RUNNING the villa).

We’re also talking about:
→ A lil storytime from a recent drunk altercation (hehe)
→ Why accountability is one of the hottest traits a person can have
→ The weight of religious shame, and how it tries to keep us small even when we’re just trying to feel good

Lets get into ittt...don't forget to comment your thoughts!

xx sara

Whats good my bbs 🤎

In today’s episode, I’m talking about catching liars (Scorpio style), why Cancers weaponize nostalgia, and the absolute chaos of the WizardLiz cheating scandal. We’re also getting into the emotional weight of things people don’t talk about, like the quiet pain we all carry — and why healing isn’t always loud or pretty.

Plus: I give you a summer show + movie lineup I’m hyped for (Sirens, Love Island, 28 Years Later, and yes… Final Destination is coming back).This one is a mix of pop culture, personal truth, and emotional clarity.

So grab your snacks, your comfort water (or tequila 👀😂) bottle, and let’s get into it.xx sara

Hi my lil yappers,

In this episode, we’re diving into the most unhinged prison escape stories in U.S. history—and yes, we’re dragging their zodiac signs with us. From bank-robbing Geminis to manipulative Cancers, we’re breaking down how their zodiac signs might’ve predicted the chaos before it even happened. 🪐 🔐 🏃🏻

Comment with your thoughts, I love hearing what yall have to say! xx sara

He invented free energy. He talked to other realms. He died broke in a hotel.
And the government allegedly took everything.
Today, we’re deep diving into the one and only Nikola Tesla—through the lens of astrology, conspiracy, and spiritual justice.

💥 His Cancer Sun, Uranus/Pluto in the 1st, Aquarius Chiron in the 10th, and Aries North Node in the 12th, tell us everything we need to know about why this man was misunderstood, buried, and YEARS ahead of his time.

This isn’t just a history lesson— It’s a reminder of what happens when you know too much.
And honestly? It’s personal.

You’ll never look at him the same again. 👽🛸🌗 ⚡️

xx sara

Hi my beautiful people 🤎The Scorpio Full Moon is not here to coddle you—it’s here to help you level up. In this episode, I’m talking about walking through your pain to reclaim your power, why third party situations are never worth your peace, and how it’s time to stop being humble and start moving with the confidence of a pro athlete. Plus: the truth about healing and why you can’t do it alone. Let’s go deep, get real, and stop playing small. xx sara