Today I called Lance's voicemail to babble about St. Patrick's Day, McDonald's memories, Travis Kelce, The Oscars, legalized segregation, unwanted surveys, The Lion King musical, Knott's Berry Farm's parking situation, TGI Fridays, ketchup's new replacement, gaps in modern technology, politics, and Love is Blind.

Today I called Jacqui's voicemail to discuss the rain and it's subsequent signage, haircut awkwardness, body anomalies, Taco Bell, the ups and downs of receiving packages, being high, death, cars, the Super Bowl, and a company that has way too much unexplained money.

Today I called Kevin's voicemail to talk about boba, impulse buys and targeted ads, a mysterious Thanksgiving dumpster dinner that I found, LEGO, dog poop etiquette, cake throwing, Coinstar, Busta Rhymes, Enrique Iglesias, and a jingle that I can't get out of my head.

To kick us off, I called Tyler's voicemail and rambled on about my neck, A.I., not so Harry Styles, Aquaman 2, Starbucks, my neighbor, my car troubles, Ring cameras, and the holidays.