Business English from Hell

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Infernal Business Coach

10 episodes

6 months ago

Innovation in Hell? You better believe it. In this episode, John is forced to attend a trend committee where Kevin presents a lava pie chart, Trend Demon unveils a vision board powered by InfernalGPT, and a goat named Dave becomes the newest strategy consultant. We cover five key business phrases – all completely misused: Stay ahead of the curveInnovationMarket trendsCompetitive edgeForecasting Also featuring: TikTorture, painfluencers, and a screaming subscription service. At the end? J...

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Episodes (10/10)

Business English from Hell

S01E10 – Innovation (or: How to Monetize Screams)

6 months ago

11 minutes

Business English from Hell

🔥 S01E09 – Fire & Fury Promotions Week 🔥

Welcome back to Business English from Hell, where career growth means climbing a ladder that’s literally on fire. In this episode, John faces the worst corporate challenge imaginable: a promotion competition in Hell. Featuring flaming office politics, weaponized résumés, and a brown-nosing blowtorch, our heroes must survive levels like the Networking Zone, Office Politics Pitfight, and the terrifying Flaming Round Table Interview. Along the way, you’ll learn five essential Business Englis...

6 months ago

9 minutes

Business English from Hell

Episode 8: “Teamwork Makes the Dream Work”

New episode is out! And it’s… collaborative. Sort of. This week in Business English from Hell, John is forced to lead a teamwork session. In Hell. With Kevin. And a union of demonic cats. 🔥 Chaos? Yes. 🐾 Power-hungry cats in HR? Obviously. 🧠 Useful vocabulary? Always. You’ll learn 5 phrases that every corporate soul should know: teamworkcollaborationconflict resolutionpull togetherwin-win situation Yes, we built a tiny office for cats. Yes, Kevin suggested stock options. Yes, it some...

6 months ago

9 minutes

Business English from Hell

Episode 7 - THINK BIG! (Or die trying)

Welcome back to Business English from Hell! This week, John is forced to “think big” by Hell’s middle management—because apparently, “more lava” is a long-term strategy now. Inside this infernal masterclass, you’ll learn how to: 🔥 Think big – especially when your office explodes. 🔥 Create a game plan (Step 1: survive the meeting.) 🔥 Take risks, like eating a motivational fruit that whispers. So if you’re looking for career inspiration and/or mild demonic possession, this episode is for ...

7 months ago

12 minutes

Business English from Hell

Epizode 6: Go the Extra Mile

Have you ever thought about going the extra mile at work? Maybe staying late? Doing more than your boss asked? Or… running through fire, jumping over lava, and escaping from demons? 🏃‍♂️💀🔥 In this episode of Business English from Hell, John is forced to join a new workplace program: “Go the Extra Mile!” – where HR gives fireballs instead of coffee. ☕🔥 👹 What you will learn: ✔️ Go the extra mile – What does it mean, and why is it dangerous? ✔️ Raise the bar – Making things better… or just ...

8 months ago

8 minutes

Business English from Hell

🔥 Episode 5: All Hands on (Hell)Deck 🔥

🚨 Emergency in Hell! 🚨 John’s day just went from bad to worse when the Hell Administration Office announces a surprise inspection. The stakes? If they fail, John and his demonic coworkers will be transferred to Corporate Hell – a fate worse than eternal fire. (Endless meetings about meetings? No, thank you!) With chaos unfolding, John learns the true meaning of “All hands on deck” – a phrase used when everyone must come together to solve a crisis. But can Hell’s incompetent staff actually...

8 months ago

6 minutes

Business English from Hell

Red Tape & Corporate Torture – Business English Explained 🏢🔥

Ever feel like you’re drowning in useless paperwork? Stuck in an endless approval process where no one takes responsibility? Welcome to Hell… literally. 😈 🎙 In this episode of Business English from Hell, John takes on Hell’s biggest nightmare—bureaucracy. And along the way, he learns three essential business phrases: ✅ Red tape – When simple tasks require a mountain of paperwork. ✅ Approval process – When your request needs ten approvals before anything happens. ✅ Pass the buck – When no on...

8 months ago

10 minutes

Business English from Hell

Mini-Episode: The Demon Productivity Workshop 🔥

Mini-Episode: The Demon Productivity Workshop 🔥 💼 Welcome to Hell’s most productive meeting – where nothing gets done, but everything sounds impressive. 🚨 In this mini-episode, John is forced (read: dragged kicking and screaming) into a Demon Productivity Workshop. What’s on the agenda? ✅ Buzzwords instead of solutions. ✅ Pointless rebranding efforts (say hello to Super Hell™). ✅ And, of course, low-hanging fruit – because why fix real problems when you can just… pretend? 🔥 Key takeaway...

8 months ago

4 minutes

Business English from Hell

What Is Low-Hanging Fruit? Business English Explained

🔥 Business English from Hell – Episode 2: Low-Hanging Fruit 🔥 😈 Welcome back, sinners… I mean, listeners! In this episode, John is once again trapped in Hell’s worst corporate nightmare – a meeting. And what’s on the agenda? Productivity hacks! Because nothing screams "efficiency" like a bunch of demons brainstorming low-hanging fruit solutions to optimize torture. 🍎 Key takeaways from today’s descent into madness: ✅ Low-hanging fruit – The easiest, laziest solution that fixes nothing (like r...

9 months ago

8 minutes

Business English from Hell

Think Outside the Hellbox

🎙️🔥 Business English from Hell – Episode 1 is live! 🔥🎙️ “Think Outside the Hellbox” Are you ready to learn Business English… from the depths of Hell? 👹 In this hilarious first episode, John—a former business tycoon turned English teacher in the underworld—teaches you the phrase “Think Outside the Box.” But in Hell, creativity has a whole new meaning… 🪓😈 🔑 Learn how to: ✅ Use this essential business phrase in meetings. ✅ Avoid sounding like that coworker who says it 10 times in one call. ✅...

9 months ago

14 minutes