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Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Double Down Podcast Network
69 episodes
2 days ago
Delving into cinema's sewers and retrieving the biggest turds
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Delving into cinema's sewers and retrieving the biggest turds
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Film Reviews
TV & Film
Episodes (20/69)
Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Sharkula

In this episode, we go into the deep water with a rubber shark toy, a poor Count von Count impression, and a further example of why you should at least read the source material before trying a no-budget remake...

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1 week ago
2 hours 18 minutes 46 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Barbie: Video Game Hero

In this episode, Mark gets pulled away on dad duty as Chris and Helen take aim at "one of the better" Barbie adventures.

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1 month ago
1 hour 56 minutes 7 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
War of the Worlds (2025)

In this episode, our heroes discuss genre, format, and why Ice Cube was not the right choice of lead for the world's longest ever advert.

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2 months ago
2 hours 5 minutes 26 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Mr Nanny

In this episode, we change the schedule to pay tribute to everyone's childhood hero (except Helen) and lookback at Hulk Hogan's toughest match up - an annoying kid and the girl who turned David Duchovny into a paedophile in Californication...

Apologies for the audio quality - Mark's in desperate need of a new computer as his keeps on crapping out. Donations are welcome.

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3 months ago
2 hours 3 minutes 35 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Turbo Kid

In this episode, our heroes return with a trip to an 80s-infused, post-apocalyptic 90s wasteland.

No, not Sheffield...

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4 months ago
1 hour 52 minutes 11 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
SpaghettiMan

In this episode, the superhero genre may finally have gone too far...

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5 months ago
58 minutes 23 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016. Dir. Scott Wheeler)

In this episode, our intrepid trio take on killer baked goods.

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6 months ago
1 hour 49 minutes 10 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Call Girl of Cthulu

In this episode, we sit back and watch as a mid-20s Virgin tries to get it on with a hooker - who just so happens to be the mother of apocalyptic spawn. Obviously...

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7 months ago
1 hour 45 minutes 20 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

In this episode, our heroes venture back to the 80s for a film considered to be one of the worst of all time. It's not good, granted, but is it really that bad?

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8 months ago
1 hour 55 minutes 34 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Infinite

Welcome back , listeners.


In this episode, we talk reincarnation, technology and Marky Mark as we take a gander at a film for the sole reason that it was shot outside Mark's office...

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9 months ago
1 hour 53 minutes 35 seconds

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I Believe in Santa Claus

Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone wants in a Christmas movie? Not Mark, apparently…

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10 months ago
1 hour 45 minutes 9 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Noah's Shark

In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out.

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11 months ago
54 minutes 46 seconds

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Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer)
To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]
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1 year ago
1 hour 52 minutes 26 seconds

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Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening)
In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]
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1 year ago
2 hours 42 minutes 21 seconds

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Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson)
In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]
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1 year ago
1 hour 41 minutes 56 seconds

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Codename: Dynastud (2018. DIr. Richard Griffin)
In this episode, Chris and Helen embark on a mission to save the world, one homosexual at a time.
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1 year ago
1 hour 25 minutes 40 seconds

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They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)
In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]
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1 year ago
1 hour 53 minutes 32 seconds

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Poltergay (2006. Dir. Eric Lavaine)
In this episode, Mark takes the night off as Chris and Helen bust out their best dance moves to the unmistakable sounds of Poltergay… Also, a rare apology… Up next, […]
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1 year ago
1 hour 35 minutes 13 seconds

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Bunny the Killer Thing (2015. Dir. Joonas Makkonen)
In this episode, our heroes face defeat because none of them took Finnish at school, Chris tries to find meaning in 50 percent of a film, and we pay tribute […]
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1 year ago
1 hour 54 minutes 14 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Death Race 2 (2010. Dir. Roel Reine)
In this episode, our intrepid trio travel back to Terminal Island for the sequel that’s a prequel that’s not really about anything, and even less makes sense. Confused? You will […]
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1 year ago
1 hour 32 minutes 31 seconds

Better Than Super Mario Bros.
Delving into cinema's sewers and retrieving the biggest turds