Doug's season of violence continues as we delve into things we are neither qualified to nor have permission to talk about...

6'7"...

Doug can't talk about serious stuff early in the podcast...

Government shutdown...

Matt scats...

Doug insists he can use the R word whenever he wants...

Top Chuck or ground Chuck...

Matt is half deaf so he does the best he can...

The season of Watto impressions continues...

Matt is excited for next week's movie and has a request to podcast listeners...

Doug's season of doing jack shit continues...

A podcast in two acts...

A movie that shouldn't be eligible...

Doug shouldn't have eaten so much pussy when he was younger...

A hard SOTW...

Big gap in the middle as Matt takes care of business...

Seinfeld impression...

Doug rushes to get through the podcast as quickly as he can...

Matt talks about his love of heroin...

None of Matt's jokes land...

Is it a better part one or the lesser compared to part 2...

All that and more or something...

Doug gives his family a heart attack...

Bills vs. large...

Doug is sick...

Doug works for the KKK...

Matt continues his nostalgia Facebook apology tour...

Doug geeks out about Hoth again...

Matt's balls drop...

Doug gaslights children...

What happens when you die...

Both boys have voice issues, but Matt steps up and Doug gives none...

Doug ops for the clear coat as we check in the closet of a movie with questionable direction...

Give it to me now...

Matt does a podcast with a dog on his lap...

Doug talks to NFL legend...

Starship is worse than airplane...

If it's in Matt's notes he has to read it...

Multiple old clips have to be dusted off...

Not an easy movie to joke about...

That's a name we haven't hear in a long time, a long time...

The boys play veto chicken and Matt loses...

Doug cheats and somehow wins...

Season 16 ends on a note...

The bandana gets retired...

Took no notes during the podcast...

Matt can't let something go...

Matt apologizes for things he did long ago...

Doug finds Jesus...

We discuss who the killer is...

We discuss BDSM...

Sex on drugs...

Cancer...is it worth the risk...

More fun than fuckin' on coke, just listen to the podcast...

'Cause we're just simple men...

Over the 3 hour mark for the first time in awhile...

Doug has a super power...

Matt doesn't realize what can and can't be talked about on the podcast...

Doug stops swearing...

We get into a tough area...

Matt gets detained by security and almost causes an incident...

The real reason there was no podcast last week...

Matt's humor dies yet again...

Doug is from West Virginia...

Loopholes...

Deep dive about jerking off...

Pride given and pride received...

Thong talk and more thong talk...

What has power...

Depression...

Both boys cry because they're both pussies...

Next week ends Matt's banger season with a movie that got him banged...

A guest...

The podcast apologizes...

Not all of Matt's jokes work...

A difficult movie...

A movie rooted in the 80s and the sensibilities from that decade...

Jen laughs a little too much at Doug's jokes...

Swallowing pride...

A couple of bear jokes...

Doug quits the podcast unexpectedly...

Is the podcast done, nobody knows...

Doug comes out...swinging...

diapers...

Matt likes to talk when he's high...

Matt gets yanked and a relief pitcher is pulled in...

Parenting and schools...

What are the rules about dirty pictures after you break up...

Doug is a racist...

Sideshow Bob...

Toilet rugs...

Doug has an eagle eye for classic porn...

Dildo talk...

Doug puts rules on next week's guest...

It really helps to take notes during the podcast...

Fave vampire movies...

Not much going on...

Piercings...

Doug is hairy...

Doug puts Matt in his place...

Taking a bath...

Vampire sex...

Hooligans...

Dogs are better than humans...

Michael Fassbender's dick...

Matt enables his kids...

Doug claims that he does all the work on the podcast...

Unsaid on the podcast, but it would now take 30 days to listen to all of our episodes, closing in on a full month...

We're back...

Vacation stuff...

Seeing bands lots of times and Clutch sucks...

Hand lotion stars...

Star Trek and Kevin Spacey...

Jerkin' off while limp...

How much did the Nazis know...

Can't decide what to call characters...

TV blue balls...

Doug loves Blue Bloods...

Dog (not Doug) gets fat...

A palette cleanser on deck...

AC noise...

Jen is a liar...

Matt needs a win...

Lots of sidebars...

Waiting periods...

A new segment from Jen...

Jen puts Matt on the spot...

Really sappy shit...

Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory...
An open that Jen wouldn't read...
Dan's house is ripe for robbin'...
Lots of death...
Matt looks at replacing Doug with AI...
Ranking...
All about the ass eating...or not...Matt stands alone...
Where does this movie stand in the Indy standings...
Breaking the three hour barrier for the first time in a while...
Doug is old as fuck...
The next podcast will happen whenever it happens...

Not many podcast notes this week...

Doug needs to go early because of reasons...

Matt drops truth bombs...

Doug nearly shatters Matt's universe...

Doug is our group's Jeffrey Epstein...

Matt gets a DUI...

Shots fired at a beautiful lady...

Matt blows rings...

Rick Moranis plays against type...

Doug is hung up on Hunger Games...

Panties dropping all over the place...

A big movie coming up next week...

Do you shell a team or let off the gas...

Jen's juicy fat tits...

Can you say Eskimo anymore...

Rim jobs, you aren't the first...

Matt objectifies women...

Doug doesn't know Metallica...

Matt changes his porn provider of choice...

Racism still exists...

The boys beat (up on) the Beautiful Penis...

A breach turd...

Doug is mean to Matt...

Eating pussy while high...

Matt tries to say flatso in an inoffensive way...

Doug can't stop fucking with his mic arm...

All this and more...

You ever see a podcast come apart like that...

Matt forgot to take notes again...

Different lubes for jerkin' off...

Big jugs discussion again...

Peeing in the shower again...

Podcast stats again...

Doug just doesn't try anymore again...

Doug expects Matt to pull clips he doesn't ask for and will be upset if he doesn't...

A movie that bombed at the box office...

Disgraced Packers...

Matt brings up people no one on the podcast has ever heard of...

Doug bemoans next week's movie...

Matt issues a challenge for next week's movie...

The hanging man...

Doug drops acid...

American exceptionalism...

Celeb deaths...

Bath tub jizz...

More talk about Jen's jugs...

Some audio issues, but nowhere near what it has been...

A movie that is a sequel...kind of...

Oooh...the Germans...

All that plus a young Harrison Ford in a movie that kind of sort of works...

Doug nearly scares a woman to death...

Matt will never be classy...

S-word fights...

Doug drinks piss...

Parents forbid stuff...

Podcast has to be paused so ice cream can be made...

An audio glitch...

Suicidal ideation...

Doug says a bad word...

Doug makes a mockery of everything that is good and pure in this world...

Much shorter than I expected...

That's not a podcast, this is a podcast...

Crikey...

Doug is a cocksucker, even Matt's mom says so...

Doug likes Australia...

Can you find the part that Matt cut...

Matt tells lies...

Apparently Jen has big jugs...

Matt doesn't jerk off for a year...

Women shouldn't cheat...

Jeff Goldblum doesn't like certain things...

Neither host can nail down a good accent...

The Last of Us still has an actress that can't act...

All that and more...

If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you...
I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15...
And I would have lost...
We're just simple men, we like simple pleasures...
Doug is a human toilet seat...
Matt breaks someone else's toys...
Biggest 80s action stars...
Weed talk with Matt and Doug...
Having sex with crazy people...
Smoking in the boys room...
Hand jobs and blow jobs...
Hot high school teachers...
Doug had more game than Matt and this makes Matt spiral...
Who gets the last word this week...

Matt is a liar...

Joey pees everywhere...

Doug does community service...

Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death...

Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill...

Lots of talk of whelming...

Vaginas in the wild...

What Matt says as he's about to go deep...

Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possible without actually saying anything sexual...