Episode 20 Season 2
Is Having Kids Worth It? (Seriously, Though.)
Welcome to the podcast that asks the brutally honest question most people are too scared (or sleep-deprived) to say out loud: Are kids really worth it?
We’re not here to scare you off or recruit you to Team Child-Free — we’re here to balance the baby books. Everyone talks about the magical moments, but what about the identity crises, sleep-debt, and generational trauma loops? If you didn’t exactly have a parenting role model, where the hell are you supposed to learn this stuff?
Each episode dives into the messy, beautiful, soul-crushing, life-affirming reality of parenting — or choosing not to. No judgment, just unfiltered truth, some dark humor, and hopefully a few “Oh my god, same” moments.
Whether you're a parent, thinking about becoming one, or just dodging baby showers like landmines — this one's for you.
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Episode 19 Season 2
*Are second chances worth it*
Let’s get real—not all family deserves a seat at your table. The truth? Sometimes the healthiest thing you can do is cut ties and keep it pushin’. Sure, forgiveness is noble, but so is protecting your peace. Join us as we unpack second chances, sketchy relatives, and why walking away might just be the glow-up move psychology approves. Warning: may cause boundary breakthroughs and unexpected laughter.
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S2 : EP18
Are you born with a resting B face or is it something you develop? (Spoiler: there's an actual condition for it.) Why do we side-eye people who smile too much? Is it creepy? And can you actually tell when someone's smile is fake? Let’s dive into why some of us can’t smile back, even though it costs us nothing. Can a smile reflect your soul, or are some people just born grumpy? Oh, and what about those awkward laughers? We’ve all been there. Plus, why do young people seem so mad all the time?
Grab your coffee, fix your grin (or not), and join us for a ride through the weird world of facial expressions. It’s way more than just about teeth.
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S2 : EP 17
Trendzzz from today and way back when
From flannel-wrapped grunge kids and neon rave zombies to Napster downloads that took three days (and crashed at 98%), we dive into the wildest trends from the 90s and beyond. Expect Dr. Martens, bowl cuts, frosted tips, fanny packs, pacifiers & a soundtrack of thumping house beats. We’ll also break down why women fall for performative men—you know, the guys who thought strumming three chords or carrying a “Labubu Doll”(stuffed toy) made them deep. It’s nostalgia with attitude, half history lesson, half roast session.
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S2 : EP16 Rule of Thumb
If you’re still using your roommate’s toothbrush to clean the bottom of your shoes, this one’s for you. We talk hygiene crimes: sleeping in makeup, mystery towels, tampon time bombs, and why flushable wipes > TP. Bonus: revenge toothbrush stories and shower confessions that may scar you. Don’t worry, it’s all (sort of) educational.
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🎙️S2 : EP15 "What’s the Rush? Settle Down, It’s Only Life"
Why are we all sprinting toward burnout like there’s a prize at the end? This week, we hit pause on hustle culture and talk:
• Siestas, slow living, and why other countries have it all figured out
• Green spaces
• Stress, burnout, and the mental health dumpster fire of modern life
• Kids: option, not obligation
• Why city life is making us anxious, broke, and a angry 😬
Slow down. Breathe. This isn’t a race it’s just life.
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S2 : EP 14
What the hell is Mercury in retrograde? Come and find out in this episode as Elliot and his girlfriend Yanelly talk about interesting changes in their lives, a deep convo and the steps people should take to be truly happy. You cant blame everything on the stars.!
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🎧 S2 : EP13: “Energy Vampires keep zapping me”
Ever feel emotionally mugged after a convo? Yeah, you just got zapped by an energy vampire. These people thrive on your empathy and leave you feeling like a drained phone battery at 3%. In this episode, we’re calling them out, judging (yes, judging) with pride, and diving into why some people, places, and even pets either lift you up—or suck the soul right outta you.
We’re also talking energy in houses… not with ghosts, but with cold relationship energy, wet blanket friends, and bad vibes that even sage is scared of. Grab your holy water, open those windows, and let’s detox your damn space.🧛♂️💀✨
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S2 : EP 12
🎧 Do You Have the Hustle?
Let’s be real — some people were born ready to sprint through life, others are still looking for the motivation to get off the couch... and they’ve been “thinking about it” since 2009.
This podcast is not for the lukewarm, the half-asleep, or the "I’ll do it when I get a raise" crowd. It’s for the ones with fire in their gut and purpose in their playlist.
We’re breaking down the psychology of drive, calling out the professional bare-minimums, and asking the real questions — like why some people treat effort like it’s a subscription service they forgot to renew.
From lazy co-workers to soul-sucking friend groups, from Guitar Hero fails to real-life hero energy — we're cutting through the excuses and comfort zones like a hot knife through butter 🧈
Because here’s the thing: life’s too short to walk like you’ve got bricks in your shoes.
So, again we ask… Do you have the hustle? Or nah?
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S2 : EP 11 – "Make Up Your Damn Mind"
You know that person who can't decide what they want to eat but will absolutely complain about your choice? Or the one who makes up their mind, then spends the next hour whining about it? Yeah, we’ve all been there. In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of indecision: why we take forever to make choices, why we second-guess ourselves, and why everyone else’s opinion seems to complicate everything. Whether you're stuck in a "good vs. good" dilemma, drowning in "bad vs. bad" choices, or just can't see past your own emotional fog, we've got you covered. Spoiler: It's not just about food, it’s about life, and sometimes, the hardest choice is just picking a damn side.
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S2 : EP10 “Is Everyone Nosey?”
👀 Peeking through blinds. Eavesdropping with the TV on mute.
We all know that person—the privacy predator who treats your life like a Netflix series they’re bingeing without permission. In this episode, we’re calling out the curtain-twitchers, the gossip dealers, and the boundary bulldozers. Why are people so damn nosy? And more importantly—how do you shut them down without setting your entire social circle on fire?
We’ll break down the top signs you’ve got a nosy nuisance in your life and drop real talk on how to reclaim your peace, one firm boundary at a time.
Privacy is power. Let's take it back. 🎙️ Thank you for listening, don’t forget to follow us!
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S2 : EP9 Happy Fathers Day Yuck Mouth!
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Yuckmouth isn’t just about bad breath or yellow teeth—it’s about the mess we carry in our mouths and our lives. From bad breathe and busted grills to cursing moms, missing dads, and growing up clueless, we unpack the ugly truths nobody wants to talk about. Is it bad hygiene? Bad parenting? Or just bad luck?
We talk flossing, fatherhood, first shaves, foul language, and fumbled life lessons. It’s the blind leading the blind through puberty, pain, and figuring shit out—without a playbook. One electric toothbrush might change your smile, but what fixes the way you speak, act, or parent?
This show’s got sharp takes, hard questions, and zero sugarcoating. You might laugh. You might cringe. You might feel called out. Welcome to Yuckmouth—because some reputations are hard to clean up.
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S2 : EP 8 Welcome to the podcast that dares to say what others won’t: not every pet is a good pet — and not every pet owner should be one.
We get into the messy, funny, sometimes tragic world of animals and the humans who think they’re in charge. From off-leash chaos and roadkill realness, to cats that act shady 24/7 and purse dogs with zero chill — we’re talking it all.
Should you taxidermy your dead pet? Do fish have a death wish? Are Frenchies actually cute or just anxious gremlins with nasal issues? We investigate.
And when it’s all too much, we’ll balance the madness with stories of true animal heroism — dogs who saved lives, helped in disasters, and healed hearts better than any therapist.
Dark, weird, and occasionally wholesome. Because let’s be honest: some pets are jerks — and we still kinda love them.
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S2 : EP 6 Are you an Ugly Duckling?🐥
Everyone knows the fairytale. This one’s different.
I wasn’t just the “ugly duckling”—I was the invisible kid. Ethnic, awkward, second-language speaker. Even the teachers ignored me. At 7, I stopped playing along. While the class ran carnival races, I walked the other way—my silent protest. My first “fuck you” to the system.
This episode is about growing up unseen, fighting to be seen, and the messy road to self-worth. We talk fake “favorite child” gaslighting, strangers vs. parents' validation, and the moment I stopped apologizing for who I was.
Plus—does fashion actually change how men are perceived? And why do some of the most beautiful girls not believe it?
This isn’t a glow-up story. It’s a reckoning.
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S2 : EP 5
A penny for your thoughts. Just how Important is money.
Money — can’t live without it, can’t stop stressing over it. This podcast episode dives into the wild, emotional rollercoaster of our relationship with cash. From thrift store Christmases to income tax glow-ups and repo regrets, we talk about how money shapes us — and sometimes breaks us.
We ask the real stuff: Is money evil or just misunderstood? Why do broke people give more than millionaires? Can two siblings grow up the same but see money totally different? And how does being broke as a single parent change everything?
Whether you're rich, poor, or somewhere in overdraft limbo, we’re here for the laughs, the guilt, and the “damn, that’s real” moments. Welcome to your financial therapy session — with jokes.
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S2 : EP 4
COVID-19 didn’t just shake the world — it cracked mine wide open. From BLM protests and Karens in the wild to empty shelves, closed businesses, and a nation armed with misinformation and ammunition, this podcast unpacks the chaos that changed everything. We’re talking lost jobs, broken schools, shuttered dreams, and dogs doubling as bodyguards. No filter, no fluff — just raw stories from the edge of a society spiraling. Because when the world stopped, we started recording.
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S2 : EP 3
The Secret Life of Duacy Douglas
“Things Are Not Always What They Seem”
Ever called an Uber on vacation and ended up on a death-defying joyride through the underworld of Washington D.C.? No? Just us? In this episode, Duacy and Elliot relive that weekend getaway where the Lincoln Memorial and Space Museum were just minor footnotes to a banana-peel-covered, mumble-rap-blasting, smoke-filled Uber from hell.
Join us as we recount the moment our uber driver (Duacy Douglas)pulled up like he was cast in Fast & Questionably Furious, cleared the backseat with all the grace of a raccoon in a drive-thru, and decided seatbelts were just a suggestion. Somewhere between swerving through tunnels, bridge-top detours, and contemplating emergency window exits, we both realized: saying nothing while internally screaming is a universal human reflex.
You’ll laugh, you’ll panic, and you’ll probably reconsider ride sharing apps.
Hop in—if you dare.
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S2 : EP 2
Welcome to Like Throwing Salt on a Snail — a raw, restless, and a little ridiculous dive into how we stress ourselves out... and the weird, wild, sometimes wonderful ways we cope. Ever been set off by toe tapping under a desk or someone saying “no offense, but…”? Yeah. Us too. From unsolicited advice to personal space invaders, snorers, one-uppers, and loud chewers — this is the anti-serenity podcast where we air it all out.
We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to relate. To scream-laugh through the madness. To share the odd rituals that keep us (barely) sane — whether it’s, nose breathing, hanging upside down like a bat, or watching people spiral on reality TV.
This is stress culture with zero fluff. What grinds your gears? What saves your soul? Let’s talk about it — loudly, honestly, and maybe a little chaotically.
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S2 : EP 1 "Your Face looks like a Tire and you Need an Alignment"
On today’s episode we lovingly (sort of) dissect the odd, hilarious, and downright unexplainable world of human features. We’re not scientists, dermatologists, or stylists. We’re just two dangerously observant weirdos with mics and a strong urge to compare your nose to a toucan’s beak.
From chameleon eyes à la Oprah, to Gwen Stefani’s all-gum smile, to people shaped like the letter “P” — no forehead, tooth, or toe is safe. We’re diving deep into the animal kingdom, alphabet, and cartoon universe to explore the art of unfortunate anatomy. Ever seen someone with the bobblehead effect? Or hugged an old person and walked away smelling like a floral ghost? Yeah, we’re talking about it. We’ll break down real-life pancake faces, thumb-looking humans, armpit hair rebels, and the finger lip phenomenon. Think of it as National Geographic meets a roast battle... at a drag brunch.Listener discretion is advised. Sensitivity not included.
New episodes every week. Bring your face — if you dare.
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S1 : EP 25 – The University of Life
Class is in session—and it always will be. In our season finale, we're breaking down the trials, the tribulations, and the hard-earned wisdom that only life itself can teach. No sugarcoating, no shortcuts—just raw lessons from the real world.
**Don’t sweat the small stuff.**
Life will throw punches. When it does, *heal on your terms*. Be intentional about who’s in your corner—because friendship isn’t about the crowd, it’s about the connection.
Forget chasing perfection. It’s a myth that steals the magic of the messy, beautiful now. Start recognizing the good—especially the small wins. Gratitude is a game changer.
To our listeners in *27 countries*... we see you, we feel you, and we f**king appreciate you.
Season 1 is a wrap—but don’t get too comfortable. A full revamp is coming: new intros, new outros, new energy.
**Thanks for riding with us. Stay bold. Stay thirsty. Stay learning.**
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