GEAR UP, NON-SPORTS FANS! Today we are getting an education in football, and sports in general tbh. It's Michael's time to shine, as I ask him my six most pressing non-stupid, stupid questions about the sport that he loves just a little bit more than me. SO GRAB YOUR FIVE STAR NOTEBOOKS, LISTENERS! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN! Plus: FAB update, a sad as hell trick-or-treat, and a Daily Dance that will have you praising the lord and shaking what she gave you. GOOOO TEAM!!

With Halloween on the horizon, you would think we would want to be extra *sweet*. But instead, we are getting SOUR AND SALTY about the worst things you can get in your trick-or-treating bag (which was a pillowcase, if you were hardcore). So get ready for a WHOPPER of an episode, where you will laugh and SNICKER...and a daily dance that will have you RAISIN the roof. LOVE YA GHOULIES!!!!!

Confused by this title? ME TOO! It's another chaotic episode for my little ghouls and gays!! We are counting down "10 Things That Are Scary But Shouldn't Be", and as usual, I overshare about my worst fears that possibly only I have and should discuss with a medical professional. PLUS: A Daily Dance that's HEATING UP the Fall. LET'S GET SPOOKY (but not too spooky, I'm already scared). LOVE YA!

You ever hear the first few notes of a song and it sends your stomach into Simone Biles-level FLIPS?! I HAVE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS ABOUT! Songs from the 2000s that make my stomach do a flip- for good reasons, bad reasons, and very embarrassing ones. You'll just have to listen to find out which is which! PLUS: a daily dance that has me feeling deeply millennial, and a 5 STAR HYPE UP SERENADE!! LOVE YA!

We are back from Europe and THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING (The girls being myself and Michael). We do a pop culture catch up with the top stories from the last few weeks- which mainly turns into us talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, which gets Michael more fired up than I have ever seen in MY LIFE. It's PSYCHOTIC and a MUST HEAR! ...also a WiLd daily dance and..I LOVE YOU!

HELLO FELLOW TRAVELERS, TODAY WE ARE COMPLAINING! We are counting down our Top Five Travel Icks, some of which are justified, and some that are just unhinged. PLUS, our dog Maple decides to make a little audio cameo, and we have a daily dance of the week that will have you MAD AS HELL at George W. Bush. Enjoy my sweet listeners!!

Do you hear that? It's the sound of a rusty crusty old school bus coming down your street, telling you that the school year has STARTED! We're taking a trip down memory lane to our own school years, reminiscing on the school supplies that had us green with envy-or whatever green came in the sad little box of 12. PLUS- Oppenheimer-I barely know her-! and a sassy little daily dance of the week. Enjoy my pupils!!!

Well, well, well...would you look who it is. The girl who is now on Lexapro and ready to podcast again!!! After a two month break, we are back and less anxious than ever! A LOT has happened this summer in the pop culture world, and my insides were literally going to explode if I couldn't talk about it all. The Eras Tour! Karlie Kloss AT the Eras Tour! The Barbie Movie! The Summer I Turned Pretty! Timothee Chalamet! RHONY! SPORTS! WE'VE GOT IT ALL THIS EPISODE! Enjoy my sweet angels.

It raised us. It educated us. It slightly traumatized us. Today we are taking look at the hottest book of all time: The Care & Keeping of You by the iconic people at American Girl. We rank the most memorable pages- including that one. PLUS- Daily Dance, a NEW segment that celebrates all things estate sales, and a 5 Star Hype Up! Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS at lipglossboss.com for 20% off the best looking lips of your lifeeee! Use code ALEX20 at Sijohome.com for 20% off you...

It's the premiere of season three and what better way to kick things off than fashion's biggest night, THE MET GALA! Join us as we get right into the best and scariest looks of the night (it was Ja*ed Le*o as a giant cat furry). ENJOY, and welcome to season three! Did you know you can watch this show on YouTube Now? Watch here! Use code ALEX20 at Sijohome.com for 20% off the best sleep of your life. Use code FUNLITTLEGLOSS for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com- never sticky, always sh...

It's that time of year again....I sit on my couch like a slob and judge Hollywood's finest! Let's chat through the best and worst looks from the red, I mean white, carpet. The fashion police is HERE so BEEP BEEP, LOOK OUT ANA DE ARMAS! Plus: moving update and season 2 finale! Use code 'ALEX20' at FUNKKOFF.COM for 20% off your order! Shop some of my closet's biggest stars at dora-maar.com!

Seeing as we are just a few short days away from moving into our house, the jig is about to be UP. I can no longer hide my amazing-but-borderline-questionable estate sale finds from Michael, so today I'm coming clean and letting him rank my favorite finds. One man's (aka Michael) trash is another woman's (aka me) treasure!!! Shop my closet now at dora-maar.com! Use code 'ALEX20' at Funkkoff.com for 20% off your order!

Do we have a TREAT for you today- Hannah Setzer is here to talk about her new (and incredible) book "I'll Pray for You: and other outrageous things said to disabled people". We rank the top five worst and muse about life, chickens, and disability. PLUS: NextDoor nightmare and your daily dance of the week! Shop some of my favorite things from my personal closet at Doramaar.com! Buy Hannah's book on Amazon now :)

We have to laugh so we don't cry tbh. Today, I call out the TOP CULPRITS of body-shaming culture of the 00s. Oh, you escaped without severe body image issues? COULDN'T BE ME! Plus- do I like golf now? And a daily dance that pairs best with a Four Loko. Use code ALEX20 at Funkkoff.com for 20% your order! Keep those teeth shiny and debris free with the best little thing you'll ever keep in your bag! My over-shopping is now your gain! Shop my closet at Dora-Maar.com.

Rihanna's Superbowl performance shook the world...and me to my core. A performance SO GOOD, she had me contemplating what other LIVE events would make the top 10? Counting them down and barking like a dog (...you'll see). Plus- an extensive weekend recap and a daily dance for ALL U LITTLE ROCKSTARS OUT THERE! I LOVE YA! Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order. Always #1 on my list:)

The early 2010s were arguably the most hideous time for fashion (at least for me it was), so let's take a triggering trip down memory lane and count down the top 10 worst trends! Grab your finest blazer and let's go! Plus, a gripe with the car sales industry, and a daily dance that will have you BUSTIN' a move...and a rhyme. Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% your order! LOVE YA!!!!!!

Two weeks ago I asked Michael some of the most unhinged, bizarre questions I've ever asked him. I asked him to work on a set of questions to ask me, and to my surprise, he came back with the most pure series of questions. We're talking first date vibes. We're talking "get to know me!" at the most innocent level. It's true to who he is, and it makes for one great episode. Enjoy! Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order!

...with special guest, Kylie Bell! Join us as we count down things from the early 00's that became fully engrained in our brains (you know, instead of things like math or how to do taxes). Plus, a boot scootin' daily dance! Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' for 20% off your order at lipglossboss.com

This week, my world turned upside down when I found out my husband Michael doesn't have an inner monologue. It got me thinking...what else don't I know about him!? I ask him 14 random questions to investigate. PLUS: life updates and a BOP of a daily dance. Use code 'ALEXFUN20' at Funkkoff.com for 20% your order on the world's cutest and most portable toothbrushes. Use code 'FUNLITTLEGLOSS' at lipglossboss.com for 20% your order on the most glam glosses!

The start of a new year brings hope and excitement- but I guess no one told that to the Golden Globes. Today, we're reviewing the best and most boring looks of the night. Plus: New Year catch-up, Prince Harry chat, the daily dance, and a five star hype up! Use code ALEXFUN20 at FunkkOFF.com for 20% off your order. Use code FUNLITTLEGLOS at lipglossboss.com for 20% off your order.