abattoirketchup178 2/8 unveils the ecological warfare humans have unknowingly been recruited into. Along with the climate crisis, there are men who look like sausage rolls, quad biking sushi and a wheel-chaired old lady dressed as Elvis.

This is part 1 of abattoirketchup178 where a crazed septuagenarian man makes it his mission to extricate people from earth by forging a new reality outside of the body. Naturally he doesn’t know where to begin, but a breadcrumb trail presents itself. Follow him as he rears geese, wrestles librarians in the British Library, makes world record attempts to get the money for a plane ticket to Cairo and generally writhes around on the floor in fear and bewilderment.