Tasting Notes Include: Cheryl is in league with a hot witch that talks to ghosts, Jughead grwos more powerful and turns his power into a way of making money with Veronica, Veronica makes Jughead delete a Memory from Reg’s head, Ghosts Trains, Betty getting a new best friend, Betty and said Best Friend genetically test everyone in the town, Archie has to Move Pop’s over somewhere else. Our Socials:  Bluesky-@RiverdaleRuns / Insta-riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Toxic, Forging Archie into a weapon, Jughead rooting around in Betty’s head, hate for Boars Head, Love for Moon Bones. We are very happy to be back on the airwaves. We are still on Bluesky and also still have an email, so hit us up on those platforms! Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Just a little update as proof of life!

Tasting Notes Include: Cameos, Book-Related Ailments, Veronica not having powers still, Reg being obstinate about being able to read, an Allentown, PA shoutout, and the Devil’s mind control not working for people who can’t follow the letter of the instructions! Thanks so much for listening this week, gang! As always, hit us up on the internet or via our email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Return your overdue books, and Don’t Fuck By Magic! Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Fog, Thick Wind, The Lightest Rain You’ve Ever Seen, Fog Instigated Therapy, Possibly Babies, Fuggin in Schools, Fangs Going Nutso, Devil Mayor, Doctor Strange-Pops, and Jughead Destined to Die Once More. Thank you all for your patience, we apologize for the long hiatus, but we are BACK NOW, BABY! Go hit us up on our Social Media Platforms or yell directly at us via Email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather As Many Cocktail Umbrella’s As you Can, and Don’t Fuck the Fog Therapist! Our Socials- Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

Sorry for the hiatus, gang, we are trying our best to finish this accursed show, we promise. In the mean time, Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, make sure all your electronics work, and Don't Fuck By an episopde of this show, BYE!

Tasting Notes Include: Angelic Jughead, Tabitha can Quantum Leap, Sundown Towns, Doxxing J. Edgar Hoover, Leaving a body behind when she dies(?), The Devil is also Indiana Jones, I am Legion, Braining Someone with a Can of Soup, and then Freezing Him to Death, Why can’t Jug have a Guardian Angel, Powers Posse At Pops, Tabs being Trained for War, Bleak Look Into the Future, A-Pops-colypse! Thanks for tuning in this week! We are on the internet (allegedly), so hit us up there or(more effectively)email us with your holy grail refreshments, and we will shout them out in the next episode! As Always Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather Your Own Powers Posse and Don’t Fuck By a Quantum Leap! Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes: Archie is the Toughest until he isn't, Spontaneous Human Combustion is Fart Based, The X-Files exists, Toni and Veronica are fighting about who gets more business and also a sign outside of town, and Cheryl is a Firestarter. Thank you for listening. You can find us on the Internet if you'd like! Or email us, and we'll shout you out in the podcast! Have a great week, find joy where you can, wear regular sunglasses, and Don't Fuck by Palladium if you are unbreakable Our Socials- Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram:riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmailcom

Tasting Notes Include: US BEING BACK BABY, Abigail trying to poison the gang with muffins and pancakes, The Devil making his way onto the Council while also having mind control, Archie taking the moral high ground and DOESN’T punch The Devil, Gang Violence, and More mind control. Follow us on the internet or email us now that we are back on the airwaves! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Flip off a Cybertruck, Be Kind and Don’t Fuck by a Horse in a Casino! Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include Rehabilitating the Homeless, Shipping out the Homeless so they aren’t Riverdale’s problem anymore, Percival Pickins being a little scamp, Archied building Tiny Homes, Cheryl being in Brain Jail, Nana Rose Being in Barn Dungeon, and Jughead being Non-Magnetic Magneto Feel free to email us or follow us on the internet! If you have the funds, please donate to California relief funds. Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Try To Read People’s Minds, and Don’t Fuck by Tiny Homes! Our Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Hot Godsons, Cheryl's Soul being In the Mirror-verse, Archie Becoming Breakable, Jughead becoming Deaf, TBK being Sneaky, and Dennis being the Trash Bag Killer Follow us on the Internet if you want to, but more importantly, email us to let us know you're alive! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, You Know Baker Street, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By Your Own Kryptonite. Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com  

Tasting Notes Include: Unbreakable(He’s Alive Damn it!), Betty’s Bad-Vibes-O-Meter, Jughead as Upside Down Daredevil, Veroinca Killing her own Dad(Offscreen though), and Nana Rose Stealing the Show and the souls of those who live with her. Hit us up on Instagram or Bluesky(if you can find us), or just email us like the early settlers used to do! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where YOu Can, Get the doctor-recommended amount of Z’s, Be Kind, and Don’t Fuck by Super Power Explosion! Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: There was not a lot of actual talking about the show Riverdale due to, y’know, the state of everything and everyone. Find us on the internet if you need someone to talk to, either on Socials or through our Email. Have a Great Week, Be Kind, Check Underneath your Bed for Bombs before You Fuck, and Don’t Fuck By the First 5 Episodes of the 6th Season of Riverdale! Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Creation, Destruction, Science, Fuggin, Paradoxes, and Jugheads Bad Writing Go follow us on the internet(if you dare) or email us! We like the ladder form of communication better! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Don’t Sleep Walk into Parallel Universe, and Don’t Fuck By a Sausage-Based Homunculi! Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Three Different Cheryls that are actually one Cheryl, Freaky Fridays, Hot Fangs, and Sabrina. Come find us and follow us on the internet(if you can find us) or reach out to us directly via email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Dabble in the Occult, and Don’t Fuck By Witches! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Fire, Brimstone, Deals, Devils, Evil, Souls, and More Deals. Follow our meager attempts at Social Media on Instagram and Bluesky, or (preferably) email us!! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Go Make a Deal with the Devil No Way Could Wrong, Be Kind, and Don’t Fuck by The Fires of Hell! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtippod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Ghosts, Ghosts, Ghosts, Babies, Wet Ghosts, Relationship Problems, Trauma, Cars, and Ghosts(of course) Hit us on the internet or, if you prefer(and we certainly do) email us! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can,  Please become the driest ghost you can we can’t keep cleaning up these long puddles, and Don’t Fuck In a Car. Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: RIVERVALE?! Just Dr. Kurdle, Archie Plants Trees, Jughead and Tabitha are cursed, Cheryl and Thornehill are now a sovereign nation and keeps all animal corpses found within their borders, and human sacrifices. Hit us up on the internet, or even better, email us about your best ”Syrup Thunder” jokes! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Replace Random Letters with V’s in Wvrds, and Don’t Fvck by a Bunch of Saplings. Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Matt taking Psychic damage, a surprising lack of lies, and an overabundance of side tangents. We are on the internet and you can follow us if you want to, but we also have an email which you should use because we love hearing from you guys, Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Make Good Television(Please) and DOn’t Fuck By a Bomb Under a Bed. Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tasting Notes Include: Councils of Four, Jughead becoming a teacher again somehow, Betty becoming a real FBI agent, Hirame being forced out of town and then blowing up Archie’s house, Cheryl seceding from the town(is that how that works?), Goulies doing more crimes and the Serpents are having none of it, Betty and Archie getting together as well as Veronica and Reg getting together, and a new casino because why not! Seek us out on the internet or via email, we love to hear from you! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Institute Councils when you have no Mayors, and Don’t Fuck on a bed with a Bomb Under it! Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com