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A Git & A Geezah
James Bell
56 episodes
6 days ago

Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that'll have your sides splitting.


In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they are unpredictable. Whether you're looking for a comic relief during your commute, a lighthearted listen to brighten your day, or simply a fan of off-the-wall topics, this podcast is your ticket to hilarity.


Tune in to "A Git and a Geezah" for:

  • A fresh take on world news with a comedic twist
  • Engaging stories from our lives that resonate with listeners
  • A perfect blend of satire, sincerity, and side-splitting moments


Ideal for those in search of a good laugh, appreciators of dry humor, and anyone who enjoys the quirky side of life, "A Git and a Geezah" promises to become your go-to source for the funny, the peculiar, and the utterly amusing.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that'll have your sides splitting.


In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they are unpredictable. Whether you're looking for a comic relief during your commute, a lighthearted listen to brighten your day, or simply a fan of off-the-wall topics, this podcast is your ticket to hilarity.


Tune in to "A Git and a Geezah" for:

  • A fresh take on world news with a comedic twist
  • Engaging stories from our lives that resonate with listeners
  • A perfect blend of satire, sincerity, and side-splitting moments


Ideal for those in search of a good laugh, appreciators of dry humor, and anyone who enjoys the quirky side of life, "A Git and a Geezah" promises to become your go-to source for the funny, the peculiar, and the utterly amusing.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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A Git & A Geezah
AI Sex Bots, Creepy Dolls & Fake Funerals - Who Really Cares?

This episode is as bizarre as it gets. We kick things off with the headline that has the internet buzzing — Sam Altman suggesting sexual bots could be part of ChatGPT’s future, raising major questions about AI, ethics, and the future of companionship. Then we take a creepy turn with a Minnesota museum unveiling a chilling doll exhibit in Armstead County, guaranteed to give you goosebumps.


Next, we head to India for a story that’s equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious: a man staging his own funeral just to see who actually cares. Spoiler — the results might surprise you.


It’s an episode full of strange tech, unsettling art, emotional experiments, and plenty of laughs as we break down the weirdest stories from around the world.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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6 days ago
22 minutes 30 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Naked Protests, Giant Donkeys & Cancer-Fighting Beethoven

This week’s episode is one of the strangest — and most entertaining — yet! We kick things off in Portland, where naked cyclists took to the streets to protest Trump, proving that politics and pedals make quite the combo. Then we meet a 6-foot-tall donkey that’s breaking records and turning heads, followed by a horse with a record-breaking ear measuring a whopping 1 foot and 1 inch.


The science world also delivered a shocker as researchers discovered Beethoven’s symphony can kill cancer cells in lab tests — and we unpack what that could mean for the future of treatment. Finally, we dive into the booming world of AI-generated music, even creating our very own AI song live on the show!


It’s a wild mix of politics, animals, science, and tech — all served up with our usual blend of laughs, chaos, and curiosity.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 week ago
27 minutes 30 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Giraffe Joyrides, Grocery Bears & Gator Golfers | Plus, a Water-Skiing Squirrel!

This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos in the best possible way! We start with the unbelievable story of a man who broke into a zoo just to ride a giraffe — and somehow thought it was a good idea. Then we head to Arizona, where a bear casually wandered around a shopping store, giving customers a reason to check the aisles twice before grabbing snacks.


Next up, we talk about the nerve (and possibly insanity) of a golfer who took a swing while a gator lurked just a few feet behind him. Because apparently, Florida golf courses weren’t already terrifying enough. And finally, we wrap things up with the adorable yet absurd sight of a water-skiing squirrel — the internet’s newest (and cutest) sports star.


Along the way, we give our takes on how these stories somehow make perfect sense in today’s world, crack plenty of jokes, and get sidetracked by our usual banter about the weird and wonderful.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 weeks ago
24 minutes 40 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Teeth-Pulling Wrestlers, Steel Men & MarryLisa.com Madness

This episode is packed with power, weirdness, and a touch of chaos! We kick things off with the wild launch of MarryLisa.com — a story that’s as strange as it is hilarious. Then, we spotlight an Egyptian wrestler who pulled a boat with his teeth, and the incredible Steel Man of India, known for holding up multi-ton columns with sheer strength.


We also unpack the shocking Charlie Kirk assassination...


We wrap things up with a look at the latest from the Ryder Cup, mixing in our usual blend of humor, disbelief, and hot takes.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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3 weeks ago
33 minutes 15 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
TikTok Aliens, Drunken Chimps & The Crazy World Around Us

This episode is out of this world — literally! We kick things off with the viral story of aliens showing up on TikTok and what people are saying about it. Then, we swing into the hilarious chaos of chimps getting drunk and causing absolute mayhem.


Of course, we also take a spin through the crazy news of the week and share our takes on the bizarre world we’re all living in. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the kind of energy you need this week.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
22 minutes 25 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
John Daly’s 19-Stroke Hole, Hairy Toothpaste & Meth Lab Mayhem

This week’s episode is an absolute ride! We kick off with the legendary John Daly’s 19 on a par 5, one of the wildest golf moments we’ve ever heard. Then, we dive into the weird world of human hair being used in toothpaste — yes, you read that right.


Things get even crazier as we discuss the story of smoking out an animal lab with meth and what that says about science, security, and some people’s questionable decision-making. Of course, we also cover the general news of the week and give some updates on our own lives.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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1 month ago
24 minutes 22 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Overdue Books, Bathrobe Bishops & Big Money in Sports | Cash Talks Everywhere

This week, we dig into some of the strangest and funniest stories making the rounds. First up, a library book returned after more than 80 years sparks a conversation about overdue fines and forgotten reads. Then we cover the surreal moment a bishop sent the choir home while wearing only his bathrobe — a scene straight out of a sitcom.

From there, we dive into the world of money in sports and how cash influences games, players, and fans, before zooming out to talk about money in general — the good, the bad, and the absurd. Join us for laughs, bizarre headlines, and our usual blend of serious(ish) chat and nonsense.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
38 minutes 40 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Door-Opening Bears, WNBA Toy Toss & Doll Heists | Rubber Ducks Take Chicago

This week’s episode is packed with chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the bizarre story of bears learning to open door knobs and just strolling into people’s houses like they own the place. Then, we break down the wild WNBA moment where fans threw sex toys onto the court.


We also talk about the strange crime spree of Labubu dolls being stolen and wrap things up with Chicago’s quirkiest race — thousands of rubber ducks floating down the river. Along the way, we dive into current events, throw in some tangents, and keep the laughs rolling.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
21 minutes 28 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Coldplay Cheating Scandal, Bear vs. Mascot & Giant Hotdog Spill | Zoo’s Bizarre Request

This week’s episode is pure madness from start to finish! We start with the awkward story of a CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, then head straight into the wild moment a sports mascot was chased down by a real bear.


Things get even stranger when we cover a zoo asking people to donate their pets — yes, really — to feed their animals. And to top it all off, we talk about the chaos caused by a giant hotdog spill. Along the way, we dive into current events, share plenty of tangents, and generally just mess around like we do best.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2 months ago
24 minutes 50 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Snake on a Plane, Fortune Cookie Jackpot & Hotdog Showdowns | Cheese Chaos on the Interstate

This episode has everything — chaos, jackpots, and way too much cheese. We kick things off with the slithery tale of a snake loose on a plane, giving passengers a flight they’ll never forget. Then, we celebrate the luck of a woman who won $50,000 using her daughter’s fortune cookie numbers.


But that’s not all — we dive into the competitive world of hotdog eating contests and the absolute madness of shredded cheese covering an interstate, causing both havoc and hilarity. Tune in for bizarre headlines, laughs, and the weirdest news you didn’t know you needed!


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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3 months ago
24 minutes 32 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Honey-Heist Bears, Chimney Mishaps & Robot Soccer | News, Laughs & Word of the Day

Get ready for another round of bizarre and hilarious headlines! In this episode, we talk about bears who escaped just to gorge on honey and take an epic nap, proving that Winnie-the-Pooh might have been onto something. Then, we dive into the story of a man who got himself stuck in a chimney trying to save his dog from a building (spoiler: it didn't go quite as planned).


We also explore the high-tech world of robot soccer and what it means for the future of sports. As always, we sprinkle in current events, personal tangents, and our random word of the day to keep things weird and wonderful.


Tune in for big laughs, wild news, and top-tier nonsense!


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4 months ago
25 minutes 37 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Naked Chickens, Runaway Zebras & Trump Talk: A Divine Mess

This episode is pure mayhem in the best way. We kick things off with a bizarre church celebration in Germany featuring — wait for it — naked chickens. Yes, really. Then we gallop into the chaotic tale of a runaway zebra causing havoc in traffic, backyards, and probably someone’s dreams.


Of course, no episode would be complete without some Trump-related drama, and we break down the latest headlines with our usual mix of sarcasm and side-eyes.


It’s clucking mad, wildly striped, and politically charged — don’t miss this one.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4 months ago
27 minutes 35 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Capybaras, Crack, and 250 Million Bees?! | Sausage Rolls & Lads on Tour

This episode is a whirlwind of chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the wild story of police seizing five capybaras and crack cocaine from one very questionable man. Then, we buzz over to the madness of 250 million honey bees escaping a truck, causing pure pandemonium.


But it doesn’t stop there — sausage rolls have officially invaded Madame Tussauds, and we’ve got thoughts. Plus, we recap an epic lads’ holiday full of unexpected antics and poor decisions.


It’s weird news, hilarious takes, and unfiltered chaos — just the way we like it.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4 months ago
26 minutes 28 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Quicksand, Ostriches & Birthday Chaos | James Turns a Year Weirder

In this wild and slightly unhinged episode, we talk about the unluckiest man ever getting stuck in quicksand, Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich (yes, really), and all the strange, hilarious things happening in the world right now.

Plus, it's James’ birthday — so we’re celebrating with laughs, ridiculous stories, and a few questionable facts. Expect chaos, animal attacks, and birthday banter all rolled into one episode.

🎈Come for the ostrich, stay for the birthday boy.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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6 months ago
22 minutes 9 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Real-Life Monster Under the Bed?! | Surprising Pregnancy Mix-Up & Life Updates

In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into viral and unbelievable news stories that will leave you speechless. First, a babysitter in Kansas discovers what she believes to be a real-life monster hiding under a child's bed — was it paranormal, a prank, or something far more shocking? Then, we head down under to Australia where a woman is making headlines for carrying someone else’s baby due to a rare and mind-bending medical situation. 🤯


Plus, we share some exciting personal updates, including behind-the-scenes stories and what's coming next for the pod. It's weird, wild, and 100% worth a listen.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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6 months ago
25 minutes 5 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Third Terms, Swallowed Fortunes, and the Pink Water Pistol Scandal
In this episode, we dive into some of the wildest headlines of the week. First up, we discuss the controversy surrounding Trump’s alleged push for a third term—could it really happen, or is it just political theater? Then, we unravel the bizarre case of a man who swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of earrings (yes, really), and what exactly happened when doctors tried to retrieve them. Finally, we take a trip to Switzerland, where a politician found himself fined for the heinous crime of… buying pink water pistols. Politics, crime, and absolute absurdity—this episode has it all!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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7 months ago
31 minutes 35 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Golden Thrones, Runaway Goats, and Falling Ice: A Bizarre News Roundup
In this episode, we delve into a series of peculiar news stories. We discuss the recent conviction of individuals involved in the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from England's Blenheim Palace, a crime that captured international attention. We also explore the curious case of runaway goats causing chaos in various cities, highlighting incidents in San Francisco and Texas where these nimble creatures took to the streets, evading capture and entertaining onlookers. Additionally, we examine the dangers of falling ice, sharing stories of an unexpected encounter in Florida. Finally, we touch upon a luxurious golden toilet, discussing its opulent design and the fascination it has sparked worldwide. Join us as we navigate these unusual tales, blending humor and insight to make sense of the world's quirkiest happenings.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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7 months ago
49 minutes 9 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Bricks, Butt Plugs, and Boxing Blunders
This episode is a wild one! We kick things off with a deep dive into the world’s largest brick collection—because apparently, that’s a thing. Then, we move on to the infamous chess scandal involving a champion and a very unconventional way of cheating. Finally, we break down a dramatic boxing moment where a fighter hit the canvas harder than expected. Expect laughs, debates, and plenty of questionable tangents along the way!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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8 months ago
26 minutes 5 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Egg Heists, Toupee Traffickers, and Political Tangents
In this episode, we delve into the peculiar theft of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania, a crime possibly linked to soaring egg prices amid a bird flu outbreak. We also discuss the audacious attempt by a man to smuggle cocaine under his toupee. Additionally, we touch on recent political events, including the latest developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of bizarre news and lively political discourse.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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8 months ago
37 minutes 19 seconds

A Git & A Geezah
Presidents, Whales, and Danish Dreams: A Wild Week in Review


In this episode, we celebrate Presidents' Day by delving into some presidential quirks, including the myth of wooden teeth. We also discuss a satirical petition in Denmark proposing the purchase of California. and recount the harrowing tale of a kayaker who survived being briefly swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chile . Additionally, we touch on recent developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of history, bizarre news, and lively discussion!


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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8 months ago
30 minutes 38 seconds

A Git & A Geezah

Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that'll have your sides splitting.


In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they are unpredictable. Whether you're looking for a comic relief during your commute, a lighthearted listen to brighten your day, or simply a fan of off-the-wall topics, this podcast is your ticket to hilarity.


Tune in to "A Git and a Geezah" for:

  • A fresh take on world news with a comedic twist
  • Engaging stories from our lives that resonate with listeners
  • A perfect blend of satire, sincerity, and side-splitting moments


Ideal for those in search of a good laugh, appreciators of dry humor, and anyone who enjoys the quirky side of life, "A Git and a Geezah" promises to become your go-to source for the funny, the peculiar, and the utterly amusing.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.