Ever wonder what the children of Texas do in their spare time? After a weekend where Carson and Freddy visited a friend’s ranch, the crew takes a minute to acknowledge the political and societal differences throughout our nation. Maybe throwing axes and dodging ricocheting bullets aren’t your cup of tea. Just be aware, going for a stroll on a beach in California is just as dicey with grandma on patrol. Grandma’s beach lecture isn’t the only baffling story of this week’s episode, as we find out that your cuddly childhood Build-A-Bear Workshop has a dark and dirty side. Ok, well, not as dirty as Vince McMahon but that’s an extremely high bar to clear. And if that doesn’t have you sick to your stomach, just wait until you hear what those restaurant toothpicks are truly designed for.