Denis has an unexpected encounter on the streets of London that’s equal parts confusing and surprising, while Mark finds himself knee-deep in a domestic emergency involving an uncooperative blockage.

Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about.

Plus, a few thoughts on the realities of open relationships and who gets a Christmas gift.

Theme song and stings by @kilianpettit

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Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days.

Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup.

Theme song and stings by @kilianpettit

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