Pod 30: You Draft Like A Girl

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You Throw Like A Girl

Parker and Haley

31 episodes

4 days ago

Join co-hosts Parker (gay & looking) and Haley (straight & betting) for a weekly deep dive into sports’ messiest headlines from their tiny Manhattan apartments. No coach, player, or WAG is safe from their irreverent commentary—unless your name happens to be Joe Burrow. You Throw Like a Girl invites you to come hang with your two new besties as they dissect the latest sports drama while stumbling through single life in NYC. It's the sports escape you didn’t know you needed—and no one asked for.

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Pod 30: You Draft Like A Girl

You Throw Like A Girl

1 hour 13 minutes 11 seconds

6 months ago

Pod 30: You Draft Like A Girl

This week, Parker and Haley emerge from a two-week hiatus with a fire-hose of sports chaos—and zero time to waste.

Knicks-Celtics madness: New York’s under-dog roar shakes MSG, but the night turns somber when Jayson Tatum drops with a suspected Achilles tear. Parker flees a packed K-Town bar in full meat-sweats while Knicks fans celebrate in the streets.
Draft-lottery déjà vu: With just a 1.8 % chance, Dallas lands the No. 1 pick and dibs on Cooper Flg—uh, Flagg—mere months after the Luka trade. Parker explains the “Ticketmaster presale” math behind the NBA lottery; Haley calls cap on the league’s smoke-filled back room.
Stanley Cup soap opera: Haley’s sleep schedule is obliterated by 2:30 a.m. puck drops, Canadian hopefuls, and Dallas Stars drama. Wag jackets, miracle comebacks, and Connor McDavid heroics keep her betting app alive (barely).
Holy Chi-Town! The first-ever American Pope—South-Side, deep-dish-loving, Sox-repping Leo XIV—sends Chicago Twitter into meme overdrive.
Bill Belichick v. Twin-Flame TikTok: Jordan Hudson’s eight-million-dollar property grab, CBS walk-off, and second-runner-up Miss Maine bid have the Belichick clan fuming—while Parker wonders if we’re all pawns in her 3-D-chess merch drop.
Rom-Smut on ice: Retired NHL enforcer Sean Avery drops Summer Skate, a Hamptons-meets-rookie-romance thriller tailor-made for Haley’s Kindle (and vibrator).
MVPs & LVPs, on the clock: Simone Biles, Isaiah Pacheco and Mother’s-Day walk-up songs get love; Astros death-threat fans and Olivia Ponton’s Joe Burrow walk-of-shame eat dirt—all in 60-second rapid-fire chaos.
What’s next: NFL schedule release (aka Haley’s fall travel planner) and Parker’s reluctant shift from grieving Celtics fan to Minnesota Timberwolves band-wagoner.

Grab your stopwatch—the pod is speed-running sports scandal this week.

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