This week, Parker and Haley unravel the wild puzzle of college QBs bouncing around (Carson Beck to Miami?! Quinn Ewers ditching a 6M NIL deal?!), and cringe at a bride’s over-the-top Bills playoff ticket meltdown—right in the middle of her wedding vows. They spill tea on Paige DeSorbo’s Eagles game sighting, and question if AJ Brown actually reads that self-help book or just flexes it on the sideline—especially after Jalen Hurts’ shady comment. An Eagles fan gets banned and fired for vile heckling, LA’s still on fire but pushing ahead with hosting the Super Bowl and Olympics, and somehow Heidi Montag’s 2006 single is topping charts after she and Spencer Pratt lose their home?! Finally, they hand out MVPs and LVPs before signing off.
TikTok: @parkersb