Happy New Year Upper East Siders! H + T return for their first ep of 2024 to discuss holiday happenings, their recent illnesses, and intentions for the new year! 

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Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are joined by professional astrologer, manifestation coach and friend of the pod Lexie Wilson! Host of the podcast “Manifest Your Dreams”, Lexie has successfully manifested her dream life by following her calling! We chat all things astrology, gossip girl, pop culture and get ready to take on 2024! Happy Holidays! XOXO H & T FOLLOW AND CONNECT WITH LEXIE!: https://www.thelexiewilson.com/ https://www.instagram.com/Thelexiewilson/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thelexiewilson Lexie's Podcast: Manifest Your Dreams Lexie's Patreon Community!

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylrrmckmeredith) are bringing this exclusive holiday ep to the main feed—because it’s just too unhinged not to share! Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be trapped in a castle, but maybe kind of in love, accompanied by an evil organ played by Tim Curry, all whilst set against the backdrop of Christmas?! Then this straight to VHS classic is just for you! There’s nothing more that we love during the holidays than inanimate objects decking the halls, singing some songs that no one has heard of and Bernadette Peters being tasked to rule over them as the c*nty interior decorator tree topper. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are officially at the burnout period of the holiday season and proclaim that there shall be NO NEW PLANS. It’s hard to top the berkshires, but this RHOB ep is a bone chilling holiday classic. In this Sutton heavy ep, we go in on the Erika Jayne of it all and she is not indeed okay. This dinner party is a nightmare but luckily we have Kathy Hilton to temper it all. In a harrowing look back at the bev hills gals in days of yore, we force you yet again to listen to every damn impression we can muster. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are taking it back to one of the single most iconic episodes of television history—DECEMBER: BERKSHIRES COUNTY. From jump we have a reference to a Tracy Letts play in the title which WE LOVE TO SEE, and what follows is true cinematic gold—Luann and B have the same hair cut, Ramona is somehow the unfortunate voice of reason, Jules is forced to comfort the countess over a smoke break while dealing with the impending death of her father, and all the while— Queen Dorinda HAS. MADE. IT. NICE. Happy holidays Upper East siders! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are blessed to talk all things EXMAS aka the leighton meester oscar contender. and tbh it’s honestly a bit of a sleigh! it’s campy, silly, sometimes SEXY?! and is well written so we give it a solid 8.5 partridges in a pear tree over all. Listen in to hear our tribute to our mighty queen b! XOXO H & T

Hey yall! We are coming at you with a rerelease to help get you in the holiday spirit—one of the single most iconic GG eps of all time, Blair Waldorf Must Pie! We released this episode back in 2020, days after the election and ohhhh baby baby is it a time capsule filled with little gems. Not limited to, our discussion of pies and all things T-Gives. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back in the land of Luke’s and Lorelai Gilmore. This week, Rory and LL have endeavored to attend 4 damn thanksgivings in one damn day and Stars Hallow has never been more chaotic—1. Too much turkey 2. Deep frying a shoe 3. Jess vs Dean in a West Side Story stand off. But truly all is forgiven, as the universe gives us Adam Brody, as our pop culture multiverse closes in around us. Eat your turkey, drink your juice Shelby and take a nap—happy holidays! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown(@hannahabrown) & Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are going somewhere they’ve never gone before-back to CALLLIFORNIAAAAA, HERE WE COMEEEEE!! We are going to the O.C. in search of thanksgiving holiday cheer! And ohhh baby baby, this ep doesn’t disappoint! Affairs, food mishaps, lovers to friends dynamics, and Peter Gallagher looking Pete Wentz all underscored by goofy synthesized music. It’s truly a 2001 dream come true. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are still are their spooky sh*t! Come along on a journey to the times of yore (aka the 1990s) where times were simpler and RL STEIN reigned supreme over book fairs in every elementary school across the U.S. Join us as we recap the first episode of GOOSEBUMPS and see a wee Canadian lass give the performance of a lifetime as she gets a prosthetic mask stuck to her face. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) sit down for a fall check-in to discuss their fav season, Halloween plans and how summer is a troll. Does Halloween give NYE energy? KINDA! Do we love fall but does it go too fast? DUH! anyways, there are some sad girl autumn vibes in this ep, but we all need a little cozy NPR moment every once in a while! Snuggle up upper east siders! XOXO H & T

Hello there spooky upper east siders! It’s fall, it’s spooky, it’s AUTUMN BABES—hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) simply couldn’t think of a better way to ring in the best season than counting down our top 5 fav things about fall! And who did we call to countdown damn fall?! ICONS, LEGENDS Tom and Cix from Dumpster Dive Pod (@dumpsterdivepod)! We discuss the phenomenon that is Christian girl autumn, horses and queen NANCY MEYERS—it’s basically like Oprah’s fav things, BUT BETTER! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith are mixing things up-going from one GG to another if you will!-and are strapping in for the first episode of season one of GILMORE GIRLS! We are ringing in the damn fall season with all these goofs in Stars Hallow. It’s giving tiny east coast town, it’s just giving ivy-league style,it’s giving 2001 and we are to live through all of it. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) per y’all’s request are breaking down our astrological charts! Honestly is explains A LOT and also leaves us with some questions! We had a blast recording this little ep and learning more about the damn planets and moons! But don’t worry, we will get back to GG eventually—we just still have to process everything that was the season 3 finale OKAY. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) finish out Season 3 of Gossip Girl with a bang! Truly this ep might be one of the greatest season finales of all time-move over Sopranos, these upper east side monsters are setting the bar HIGH! We’ve got cheating, we’ve got bebes being born, we’ve got every other character telling Jenny that she’s a nasty biotch and most importantly we get a betrayal of BLAIR AND CHUCK sized proportions. Serena touts a fedora she surely took from the one and only Jason Mraz and Georgina damn Sparks is back and the secret she reveals will shake y’all to your core. It’s all giving film noir, meet me at the top of the Empire State Building or I’ll f*ck off forever vibes! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) re-release one of our all time fave eps!|| They have LOTS to discuss of the pre-show kiki this week: from Celine Dion being a Muppet, the Duke leaving Bridgerton, to how we will never as cool as Billie Eilish and GG reboot looks--WE HAVE THOUGHTS. This week on the GG, we happily return to the halls of Constance. Not only are we slain by the return to school fashions--we meet AMANDA AKA LAURA-LEIGH from Vanderpump Rules and we are truly shook. We are also truly over this narrative of Serena and Dan trying to be friends, and she has no one to blame but herself for inviting him on a freaking 3 way date with Amanda?!--stop trying to make fetch happen y'all. Chuck is still lurking in the background like a Disney villain and or Sir Hiss from Robin Hood. Vanessa catches the Duchess in a seriously compromising position and her refusal to let B. Waldorf HANDLE IT ON HER OWN fills us with rage. And in a plot twist to all of us, we were into Serena's power mood during this episode! But DON'T YOU DARE THINK YOU CAN

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back babyyyy! We are chatting all things Vegas as Hannah recaps her most recent trip and Tyler pitches her theories about the GG OG REBOOT possibilities. But no time should be wasted (even though literally we kiki-ed for 20 minutes) as we dive in to a truly canon GG ep. This is OG GOSSIP GIRL at its finest people!—schemes, limos, FEDORAS—it truly has it all! And after sitting through several insufferable episodes of Serena gaslighting Fufus, daddy VDW finally gets run out of town. And now we are left wondering if this scheme had done enough to bring our favorite star crossed lovers, Blair and Chuck, back together again at the top of the Empire State Building. Will Chuck f*ck off forever?! Only the GG hands of time will tell! XOXO H & T

This week hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) celebrate saying goodbye to the fickle mistress that is summer and hello to our fall candles! This ep sent us (namely Tyler) into a frenzy of hatred for S and her antics—we truly hated her more than in any other episode, except for when she tried to steal Yale from Blair! Daddy VDW has fully usurped fufus’ throne with the assistance of S but Chuck and Little J are maybe on to his scam?! Vanessa is taking an internship and Blair is going to COLUMBIA! Can’t wait to see this Baldwin get taken down. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) share their TT finds, more classical music chats aka fantasia and the scary dinos, play when you know the words to the song and explain why wii avatars didn’t have joints. In GG LAND, little j is trying to cosplay S, Billie Baldwin steps in as daddy VDW and sounds like tr*mp —facts are facts. Meanwhile, Dan got rejected from the tisch dramatic writing program, yet still no one cares? But even we can admit, he does look yoked. Also, no one shows up to Blair’s bachelor brunch because Chuck has put a dating fatwa on her and Nate and s fight tell little j to TAKE A SEAT! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) recap their respective recent trips-especially Hannah going wedding dress shopping in ATL! Also-fall is nearly upon us yall! Let’s celebrate!! In the land of GG AND THE UES— there’s a wedding! Cyrus rose is back! Chuck doesn’t understand why B is pissed that he sold her off to Jack? Also on the subject of B—what is Blair’s room where is her room WHO LIVES WHERE. Nate’s eyebrows looked amazing and tbh their relationship is built on lies and Carter baizen. AND YES WE KNOW THEY ARE PLANTING SEEDS ABOUT B AND HUMPHREY AND WE AREN’T HAPPY ABOUT IT. XOXO H & T