
I’m seeking to answer the age-old question: is “clowning” really all it’s cracked up to be? Spoiler alert, no, it’s not!!!!!!! As a chronically online Swiftie of 14 years, I’m breaking down what Easter eggs actually ARE, what they absolutely are NOT, and why the constant flood of fan theories drives me up a wall. I'm so tired of the noise, and I’m making a case for getting back to the actual music.