Ashton and Paige bring on their two emotional support Cars friends to discuss the first three episodes of Cars: On the Road, but it results in a screaming match related to political propaganda. 

Discussions include fake dinosaur bones, Car Supernatural, and professional wrestling conspiracies.

Special guest: Hannah Steele and Natalie Mulder (@collectorofdust)

Content Warning: Written in the Cars is a podcast about the meaning of life and the darkness of humanity. Humans and their actions are examined through the mirror of the PCCU (Pixar's Cars Cinematic Universe). Discussions may include adult themes such as war, mental illness, sex, persecution, religion, etc.

Written in the Cars is hosted by Ashton Lorelle and Paige Turner.

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This episode featured the song "Your Dad's Red Truck" by Humble Hey and Mia Niles.