CONTENT WARNING: Extremely NSFW. Like more than usual.

This bonus episode of Written in the Cars contains graphic sexual descriptions of both car and humans. Listener discretion advised.

It was early morning when Ashton awoke to a 20 minute long audio file in her inbox. With absolutely no context, she listened to the recording, and was haunted by what she heard. We now present to you that audio file in all its glory.

Otherwise known as the bonus episode where Hannah reads an extremely explicit BTS and Lightning McQueen fanfiction.

Written in the Cars is a podcast about the meaning of life and the darkness of humanity. Humans and their actions are examined through the mirror of the PCCU (Pixar's Cars Cinematic Universe). Discussions may include adult themes such as war, mental illness, sex, persecution, religion, etc.

Written in the Cars is hosted by Ashton Lorelle and Paige Turner.

For Cars updates and show notes, you can follow @carsconspiracy on twitter.

This episode featured the song "Your Dad's Red Truck" by Humble Hey and Mia Niles.