Maybe you can cheat on your taxes, but NEVER cheat on your barber. It's not a problem Paulo has, but Senzo tells us how deep it goes. Coming up this week: - **Liverpool’s Salah Saga**: Why are Liverpool hesitating on Salah's contract, and is Mo using Klopp's hair guy? - **Mbappé is on Fraud Watch**: Is the French superstar living up to the hype, or are the critics sharpening their pitchforks for no reason? - **World Cup 2034 – Desert Dreams or Nightmare Fuel?** FIFA’s Saudi Arabia decision has us all questioning life (and football). - **The FIFA Club World Cup Draw**: We’re a little excited! Rhulani Mokwena might get a potential date with his man-crush Pep, but will either manager still be around by kick-off? - **Percy Tau is playing hardball with Al Ahly** – just give him all the money already, we say. - **Paul Pogba Drama**: Now it involves his mama. Just when the guy should be sorting out his future, the noise surrounding him cranks up the volume. Senzo says, "Just sit down and work it out like brothers." Paulo opens up the gates to GOAT Farm and inducts an entire tournament for the first time. The tournament in question? The **1994 FIFA World Cup**. Mavericks, Colombian executions, surfing goalkeepers, a ball that was all G-spot, and Paulo's cursive handwriting – what's not to love? Finally, Senzo’s **non-football story of the week** dives into the SARU equity deal D-Day. Why isn’t rugby more profitable? I mean, you can even buy a Springbok sim card now!