We start with Dancing with the Stars Halloween night and our predictions for the future, the lack of Robin Williams movies I have seen but the most important one his last in which he went off the high dive naked and stacked as hell.

Then the Housewives of Salt Lake take us on the Below Deck Yacht trip of a lifetime complete with Brittani’s scary voiced unicorn, Angie’s horrible seasickness and the dinner fight to end all dinner fights, Todd farting the whole time he cheated (also Allison’s OG Bravo crush Chef Ben making a cameo and swiftly leaving) no such thing as a free lunch. We are going to deconstruct the deconstructed cheesecake.

Plus updates on the newest wife swap with Melissa Gorga, the upcoming southern charm, deconstructing Mormonism, Queen Stacy of QVC and #RHOP, hanging long hanging strong! And Wendy hanging Happy Eddie out to dry in the ongoing trial