🎙️ 🚨THE HOLLOWFANG’S HAUNTING AT GUNN’S RETREAT 🚨 🎙️
From the gloriously over-caffeinated producers at Steamboat Dispatch, it’s time once again to wrap yourself in a moth-eaten Hudson Bay blanket, light a pipe filled with ancestral terror, and tune your earholes to another dispatch from the outermost edges of common sense.
🌲🏚️ “The Winds of W Mountain” Podcast presents:
“THE HOLLOWFANG’S HAUNTING AT GUNN’S RETREAT”
Or: How to Lose Your Soul in the Adirondacks Without Spilling Your Claret.
This episode contains:
Unironic pipe-smoking
Aristocrats shrieking like debutantes
Bog-walking spectral horrors with bad dental hygiene
Spectral howling
Unsolicited local wisdom
& at least one ill-fated fiddle solo
Not suitable for: Rational thinkers, believers in progress, or guests who confuse “rustic” with “basic.”
What happens when a group of over-educated Boston gents with monocles and muskets attempts to colonize a haunted swamp with pocket watches and misplaced confidence?
Spoiler: The swamp wins.
Every. Single. Time.
Starring:
Mr. Smythe, Esq., a man so refined he apologizes to ghosts
Sam the Local Guide, powered by sass and squirrel jerky
Old Jed, who may or may not be 400 years old and part cedar
The Hollowfang, who does not technically exist (except when he does)
💀 Is it a parable of nature’s revenge? Or just a scary-looking naked dude with a huge mouth lurking in a swamp? YOU DECIDE. 💀
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We guarantee thrills, chills, and at least one sentence that will cause involuntary beard growth.
Remember: Out here, the woods don’t echo your scream.
They correct it.
🔊 "The Hollowfang’s Haunting at Gunn’s Retreat" — where refinement meets its sticky, spectral end.
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