🎙️ From the Steamboat Dispatch Syndicate’s Podcast Bureau of East Bellmont 🎙️
🚨 New Episode Advisory: “THE SHATAGEE ABYSS: CHATEAUGAY LAKE’S BOG LOGIC” 🚨

Now streaming wherever reality has thinned to the width of a cattail reed.

📢 LISTENER ADVISORY
This episode contains:

• Cosmic indifference as thick as tree sap in a July sun

• Uncaring serpents of unknowable length

• Hungry spirits with a taste for long pork

• Geological sighs mistaken for divine indifference

• Historical truths that may not survive sunlight or rational inquiry

• And several detailed descriptions of moss

If you experience existential vertigo, olfactory hallucinations, or a sudden desire to relocate inland from all large, dark lakes… do not consult your physician. They are also being watched.

🧠 EXPERT-APPROVED SATIRICAL PROMO:Have you heard what’s slithering through your pine-scented subconscious lately?
It ain’t cabin fever. It’s Bog Logic, baby—nature’s least testable philosophy. The latest Winds of W Mountain episode slaps harder than a haunted sap bucket in a gale. We’re diving elbow-deep into the spiritual plumbing of Chateaugay Lake, where your canoe might float—but your sanity might not.

💦 Gitaskog? Yup.
🌲 Wendigo? Oh, he’s back.
🌎 Geology with trust issues? Absolutely.
🎭 Lenape ancestral dread? Front row seats.
🐛 Beetles that act more like saboteurs? We've got ‘em.

Don’t worry—this ain’t your grandpappy’s bedtime tale. Unless he vanished under mysterious circumstances near Blair’s Kilns, in which case, sorry for the reminder.

YOU’LL LAUGH. YOU’LL CRY. YOU’LL HEAR THE LOONS.
(But they ain’t laughing with you.)

🎧 TUNE IN TO: The Shatagee Abyss: Chateaugay Lake’s Bog Logic
On Spotify, Apple, that app you keep accidentally opening—hell, we even etched it into the underside of the Hoy Mill's bridge in case the Wi-Fi cuts out.

🔍 Because around here, when reality breaks... we press record.

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🎣 Steamboat Dispatch Guarantee:
You’ll either come back enlightened, shivering, or half-bogged and convinced the pines are spelling your name.

🪓 Download it now, before the abyss downloads you.