Drink of the Night: Marker Cellars Red – deep ruby, caramel hints (fight over the pronunciation).

The Bros are back, sipping on Marker Cellars red (out of anything but wine glasses, of course) and catching up after a summer hiatus that may or may not have involved Clyde’s mysterious vacation. Doc starts slurring his words, one glass in. We wander from wine reviews to war games, from public school rants to homeschooling hacks, and somehow end up debating AI dance teachers and audiobook robot overlords.

Highlights in This Episode:

• 🔥 Studio sabotage & suspicious mic smells – Was Clyde here? WTF is Clyde?!
• 🍷 Wine time – Tasting notes without the pretension (pinky up optional).
• 🎯 Mock school shooter drills – When Whiskey Bros become the “Terrorist Unit.”
• 🏫 School schedules from hell – 12-hour days for the kids so parents can “enjoy” Fridays off.
• 📚 Doc’s homeschool plan – Peterson Academy, ChatGPT, and no mercy.
• 🤖 Will AI steal dance class? – Why your future teacher might be a robot doll.
• 🎤 Audiobook safeguards – Human voices still holding the line (for now).

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