#128 - The Roads Aren't Even Real w. Chad Miller (The Chief)

Drink of the Episode: Founders Brewery lineup (Breakfast Stout, Backwoods Bastard, Dirty Bastard, Fruitwood)

Guest: The Chief — casting couch veteran, part-time mic wrangler, full-time vibe regulator.

In This Episode: The Bros welcome back The Chief and dive face-first into a lineup of world-class stouts like it’s a Michelin-starred keg party. You’ll laugh, cry, and possibly reassess your microbiome as they:

• Relive the tragic yet comedic legend of the Wu-Tang-adjacent penis removal saga 🪓
• Accidentally launch a four-minute unpaid infomercial for Atrantíl while trying to explain their own gastrointestinal redemption arcs
• Conduct a Founders Brewing Co. stout flight that somehow turns into a therapy session with head retention
• Attempt various accents and achieve none
• Compare hops to peat to Latakia in a triumvirate of taste trauma
• Rebrand Clyde as the unofficial Whiskey Bros Jamie, but better, and with fewer lawsuits

Key Learnings:

• Scotch might be racist.
• Laundry detergent has tasting notes now.
• You can in fact cut off your Johnson and still be named Johnson.
• We still have no idea what a palate cleanser is.

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