Recorded after a blind whiskey tasting at Trinity Street Coffee Bar – Decatur, TX

Whiskey of the Week: High West’s American Prairie Bourbon — an old favorite makes a triumphant return (even if its cork didn’t survive). Bonus content: how to extract a broken cork like a real DIY whiskey bro.

In this post-tasting debrief, the Bros reflect on their blindfolded stumble through 250 bottles of brown water — and yes, they nailed at least one. Expect hilarious breakdowns of failed guesses, proud moments of palate precision, and an existential reckoning with how impossible it is to truly identify whiskey in the dark.

Highlights Include:

Blind Tasting Debrief: With over 250 bottles on deck, the Bros recount their attempts to identify mystery pours by nose, proof, and pure intuition. Spoiler: Still Austin Cask Strength Rye won the crowd.

Gut Talk & Gardens: One whiskey too many sparks a deep dive into gut health, microbiomes, and “reestablishing your garden.” Featuring unsolicited GI wisdom, angry stools, and a surprising endorsement of Atrantíl.

Conspiracy Corner: From the missing Epstein list to a forensic nose analysis of “Epstein’s corpse” — the Bros go full tinfoil. Featuring: The Nose Knows™, Amazon, flooding, and why Clyde is on thin ice.

Disclaimer: A doctor was present, but absolutely no medical advice was given. (Or taken.)

Sponsor Shoutouts:

• VirgilLeather.com — Custom leather goods. Probably no butt plugs. Probably.
• https://atrantil.com/ — Use code “WhiskeyBros” for a gut-repair probiotic that won’t judge your whiskey habits.

Quote of the Episode: “Your gut is a garden. But whiskey? Whiskey is like goats in the garden.”

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