Guest: Monty Caraway – Certified Unprofessional

Whiskey of the Week: Whistle Pig Estate Oak Rye (15 yr) and Still Austin Red Corn Bourbon – So good we let Monty finish the bottle off

What starts as a busted audio setup and some producer bashing (🖕 Clyde) quickly spirals into a wide-ranging romp through whiskey reviews, fatherly wisdom, economic rants, hell-on-earth theology, and swamp-surrounded immigration detention centers. Special guest Monty Caraway joins the Bros to share stories of love, financial hardship, and what it means to suffer well – with a side of dark humor and bourbon.

Topics:

• Clyde gets shredded for not being physically present — again.
• Whispering Wheels nostalgia and the secret to surviving COVID? Bathroom microbes and rental skates.
• Monty drops parenting wisdom, Rich Dad Poor Dad game plans, and why getting rich means cutting off your kids' phones.
• Theology deep dive: Job, faith through suffering, and whether we’re already living in hell (spoiler: yes).
• July 4th irony — from rebelling over 3% tea tax to drowning in 40% income tax.
• Frogs in boiling water, Kennedy conspiracies, and the illusion of freedom.
• Justice system rants: P Diddy, and institutional rot.
• Monty’s hopeful spin: God, grace, and a divine trust fund.
• Introducing “Alligator Alcatraz”: the immigration facility of your dystopian dreams.
• Starlink ad break disguised as geopolitical commentary.

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