Buckle up, you beautiful degenerates, because the Whiskey Bros are back with Episode 121, and we’ve got Ty Rambo in the house—again! That’s right, the man who drinks like a Viking and wakes up at 5 AM like he’s got a meeting with Thor himself. This episode is a masterclass in why you should never trust your taste buds when they’re blindfolded (or drunk).

We kicked things off by revisiting our blind whiskey tasting, and oh boy, did it expose some truths. Old Rip Van Winkle? More like Old Rip-Off Winkle. Who knew the fancy bottle could taste like a $500 disappointment? Meanwhile, Evan Williams White Label came in like a champ, proving that sometimes the underdog is just better at playing the game. Cognitive bias? More like cognitive "bias against cheap whiskey."

But we didn’t stop there. We dove into the deep end of life’s big questions: Why does God let bad things happen? Is free will just an excuse for bad decisions? And why are beauty pageants still a thing? (Spoiler: they’re not, they’re just an excuse for fake tans and incoherent answers about maps.)

Locally, we’re still salty about Decatur’s parking lot drama. Paid parking? In our town? We suggested a hayride from the cigar lounge to the square—because why walk when you can hayride, right?

And let’s not forget the pinnacle of human achievement: automatic toilet seats. Why haven’t we cracked this code yet? We’re out here with self-driving cars, but we can’t get a toilet that doesn’t leave us doing the limbo every time we sit down. (Pro tip: don’t pee on your hands, folks—it’s a slippery slope.)

So, grab your favorite pour—maybe something from Buffalo Trace if you’re feeling fancy, or Evan Williams if you’re feeling smart—and join us for a wild ride through whiskey, wisdom, and way too many toilet jokes.

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