What’s that old saying??? Chivalry and Misogyny aren’t dead?

*Insert Sarah Rolling her eyes here*

We’re back to the 90’s, a decade rife with blockbuster hits romanticizing modern day Cinder-Fucking-ella stories.

But this time, Hollywood tips its bedazzled Chauffeur hat to the oldest profession. Yes, that’s right, good old fashioned prostitution. Directed by Gary Marshall, of course! Because women forced to walk the streets due to severe financial strain in a society where men hold the pursestrings is hilarious AND heartwarming. Don’t worry, the rich man will pick up the check and rescue the safety-pin riddled, thigh-high boot wearing princess. This is where Sarah sighs deeply and asks Heather to consider the era in which it was made, and perhaps to “Live, Laugh, Love ,” a little.

Ok, OK…well the dental floss bit was quite charming, and the dorky soundtrack makes me(Heather) sing my guts out and annoy my neighbors.

Come have a listen as we walk the, “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” in “Sin City.” Work it….Work it….Baby…Own it…”

*intro/outro by Jumbled* IG: @john_bachman_