You’d have to practically be dead to not hear of this cinematic phenomenon that has swept the world.

Dead-like practically all the characters from the movie. Emerald Fennell has done it again; horrifying audiences everywhere with her unabashed snarky, Female Gaze-riddled stories. If you ever stalked someone from afar and weaseled your way into their periphery just to breathe their CO2, then this film is for you. It’s giving Yolanda shooting her beloved Selena vibes. Perfectly timed for Valentine’s Day, this movie asks you to show it where it hurt you on the doll.

Don’t throw your baby out with the bath water, make a romantic cocktail or perhaps a "bathtub jizz-fizz?"

Sarah and Heather run naked through all the film’s glamorously shocking tropes, pausing to reflect on its overt and irreverent mockery of the upper class.

This movie will love you to death.

*intro/outro by Jumbled* IG: @john_bachman_