"I've committed to surfing the rest of my life." -Lance Armstrong

TOPICS: What if you saw someone riding your stolen bike?

SNEAK PEEK: "I listen to a podcast as a mental supplement." \\ "Just maim you, nothing drastic." \\ "The new Porsche, OCTOPORSCHE, it has eight wheels." \\ "Don't throw your pigs in pearls,they can't swim in them." \\ "I shave my earlobes for heat."

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Intro & Outro done by SUNNEY