This week, we're back with the OG Roswell episode that is darkest for Maria stans, as she blithely goes around hurting her closest friends (and Jim Valenti) by being wrapped up in her nascent record deal. But, also? It's a freaking RECORD DEAL, so Ryan and Patrick support her hurtful ways. Over on Roswell NM, three episode's worth of action happens and your hosts reimagine the storylines to include a Tezca/Isabel stand alone ep that is really affecting, if only imaginary.