Many years ago Dave saw Paul McCartney in his tour bus as it pulled out of a semisecret exit from The Hermitage along The Neva River. He took a photo. Ever since the Russian authorities have been trying to track Dave down as he traipses around the globe, narrowly escaping the grasps of evil agents on his tail. Just kidding about the secret agents - but the photograph part is true. Mike gets completely lost trying to play through this very straightforward chord progression, but in the end everyone seems to have had a good time.