"I don't think you're a spider, you're a moth. Quiet, harmless, drawn to shiny things, banging up against a window, and begging to get in." Hilary and Julie discuss and dissect Saltburn (2023) a movie that is so perfect for the podcast, it simply couldn't be denied. It's a little queer, a little campy, a little creepy, and is barreling head first into cult status. Join us as we examine motives, consider plot holes, and ask the important questions like "Is Jacob Elordi handsome or just tall?"