Ah, the 2000s: when glossy teen slashers, white tank tops, and nu-metal soundtracks ruled all...

This week we're breaking down VALENTINE, the 2001 slasher that made us all think twice about heart-shaped chocolates. 

Featuring: Denise Richards' eyebrows, nose bleeds, out of place Rob Zombie remixes, early aughts "f a s h i o n", and David Boreanaz doing his best. 

Please be kind, rewind, but most importantly just be kind!

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