The boys get a tad serious as they discuss Verso's weight loss. Prockie tells us about his stay at the Premier Inn and they chat about other hotels in the town along with the 6 person chalet for rent at a whopping £2,250 a night.

Verso tells us about his autobiography that got shelved and the story behind the FBI closing down his website finally sees the light.

Apologies if you think this episode is an 'allo 'allo spoof. It's just Prockie talking in a French accent.