Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
Episode 9: Role Models Inc.; or, A Gentleman Doesn’t Sing and Tell
Vanity Project
25 minutes 13 seconds
8 months ago
Episode 9: Role Models Inc.; or, A Gentleman Doesn’t Sing and Tell
1. EXT/INT. LENIN SHIPYARD. BLOOD RED SKY
WE OPEN on a woman, HELEN (36), beautiful, fairylike yet somehow regal, speaking into a microphone.
HELEN
This episode is all about film!
FRANCIS
I shall speak only of dogs.
ROSS
I, too, shall speak of dogs but also of role models
and curated obituary delivery as a service. I might
briefly mention David Michôd if you are lucky.
CINNAMON
I shall sing of dogs.
HELEN
This episode was all about film!
FADE OUT
Vanity Project
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
