Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
This week, join Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome as they effortlessly relate to the non-Facebook demographic by establishing
* a terrible nickname for the show
* that a mirtazapine prescription pairs best with an ice cream subscription
* that anhedonia isn’t that Welsh band from the ’90s
* a perverse rubric with which to deem chia seeds better than cocaine
* that men don’t read novels because at least one of those two things is no damn good
* that women are leading unions because at least one of those two things is no damn good
* that reading is (still) for suckers
* that being contactable is the worst
* that Napoleon would have been 5’10” on Tinder
* that you should probably consider drawing a beauty mark just above the corner of your mouth while you’re at it
Vanity Project
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
