Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse
Vanity Project
4 months ago
Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse
Self-explanatory, as always:
* I’m bad with names but I could identify that service set anywhere
* Hitch: the elite private schooldog born with a silver bone in his mouth
* The nose Mohs
* Calling the Cancer Council helpful would be the real charity
* Do you even stairlift, bro?
* Helen loses a dress size by not exercising and Ross loses 103cm of height on the Peterson Diet
* Swedish nutballs
* The X axis represents time, the Y axis represents pleasure, and the Z axis represents evil
* What we’ve got here is an epic fail to communicate
* Ross Zombie
* Heavy is the sex that wears the studded leather glove
* Which came first: the chicken or the industrial rock artist?
Vanity Project
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
