Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
All content for Vanity Project is the property of Ross Floate and Helen Razer and is served directly from their servers
with no modification, redirects, or rehosting. The podcast is not affiliated with or endorsed by Podjoint in any way.
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
Episode 17: SWOT! In the Name of Love; or, There’s No More Bread Being Made
Vanity Project
32 minutes 5 seconds
6 months ago
Episode 17: SWOT! In the Name of Love; or, There’s No More Bread Being Made
They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a telepathic dolphin who loves subroutines—which are evil, unlike normal routines, which are natural and good—and her only companion since the breakdown of the quarantediation process. I probably should have split that last sentence up a bit but I did not want to risk remembering it by stopping partway through, plus I am working to a kitchen timer of indeterminate duration.Also:• Chairman Mao’s Red Braised Porkies• Taken for a Wildean ride• In Seattle, Washington, mushroom eats you!• ‘… the best way out is always Theroux’ – Robert Frost, 1915• What if Regus Patoff but tall?
Vanity Project
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
