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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
Episode 16: Pane di Covid; or, What to Expect When You’re Unhinging
Vanity Project
37 minutes 10 seconds
6 months ago
Episode 16: Pane di Covid; or, What to Expect When You’re Unhinging
With the reciprocal intervention orders from The Tiff still in effect, they’ve gone remote again this week. The sound is always shitty over Riverside—as I believe Captain Handsome’s favourite band Travis sang—but whaddaya gonna do? Run it through some magic AI thingy that makes both hosts sound like the Theranos lady? Ugh, these two weirdos would probably love that. No, you put it in the episode description like a puddle of wee to rub their noses in and teach them a lesson, that’s what. Anyway, in case you can’t make it out, they talked about these things:
* Substacking well
* You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it’ll always be Burma to Ross
* The burgeoning Voluntary Quarantine Movement
* Essential workers never did get that raise we all said they should, huh
* Windexing one’s apples, so to speak
* Burgess, the patron saint of shut-ins
* Blooze lawyers bought all the guitars
* Thatcher? I hardly know her!
* Hitch-33⅓: The Final Insult
* Fuggen A. Hayek: because prices, not podcasts, communicate information
* Sigmund and his day-bed made of snow
* Polanyi: because maybe prices don’t so much communicate information as obscure it
* The burgeoning Planned Geriatric Intemperance Movement
* Hamm!
Vanity Project
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
