Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
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Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
Vanity Project
49 minutes 57 seconds
6 months ago
Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome—back together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiff—are joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily cryptic set of clues, including the name of this episode combined with the fact that said guest’s stories are accompanied by post-production sound effects, that could potentially lead one to deduce the name? Yes! Might it be less annoying to simply listen to the episode instead? Possibly, but be warned, they’ll be talking about these things:
• Legally blind: not as simple and finite as the rules of haircare
• How to Ruin a Seeing Eye Dog in 10 Days
• Paging Dr Buñuel!
• There’s a fraction too much fiction/How about NGO
• Keffiyeh or keffinah?
• Disabled seating: from my cold, dead arse
• A lunatic, mountain-climbin’, pipe-smokin’, communist doctor from New Zealand
• Like a diamond in the sky, how I wonder/Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
• Just imagine how fast the colonies would have federated if Henry Parkes had whipped out some maracas
• Don’t mention the pope
• Napoleon: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
• Eggs
• No, that’s the wrong list, Siri
• Open shopping list
• Hey Siri, open shopping list
• Goddammit, Siri
Vanity Project
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
