
Uptin & Thomas discuss:
Trump’s talking 100% tariffs on China again… and somehow the markets love it. The “TACO Trade” — Trump Always Chickens Out — might be back.
JPMorgan just dropped $5 billion on a new NYC HQ with 19 restaurants, a gym, and absolutely no remote work.
Former Apple CEO John Sculley says OpenAI is Apple’s first real rival in decades. Shots fired.
Tim Cook got his own custom Labubu toy in Shanghai — and PopMart’s stock jumped 6%.
Canada’s Aritzia is blowing up — profits tripled, worth $7B, and everyone’s fighting about their no-mirror fitting rooms.