Fun Police: looking for a Persian man. Talks with his hands. Doesn't leave the house without Newbery medal. Enemies include Subway. Goes by the alias, "The Humble Rumble."

Holly would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Jon Foreman and also clarify that she was far away from him... like... at least 30 yards. It should also be noted that Daniel's Jon Foreman story would be equally creepy were it to take place in the modern era.

Everything Sad Is Untrue is on the list of books Holly recommends to anyone, at any time. Also don't miss The Many Assassinations of Samir the Seller of Dreams, and look for The Teacher of Nomad Land, coming soon. You can follow Daniel Nayeri on Instagram, Holly Mackle also on Instagram, and Jon Foreman at the Colonial Williamsburg Merchant's Square.

Also, The Internet would like you to not put mustard on burns.

Music for Unseriously was composed and produced by Adam Wright of the acoustic pop quartet Act of Congress, who have a ⁠Christmas catalog⁠ and a brand new collection of ⁠hymn arrangements⁠. To listen to their music or book them at your venue or church, visit ⁠actofcongressmusic.com⁠.

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