Mercury retrograde fanatics just got absolutely demolished by one Ukrainian who's had it up to HERE with cosmic excuses. When your spiritual besties decide to tag-team you about planetary bullsh*t during your personal hell week, sometimes you gotta hang up and go full red-thread witch mode to break whatever curse they think controls your existence.

Teaching medicine to clueless foreign soldiers through interpreters is basically like playing the world's most stressful game of telephone, except people die if you lose. Spoiler alert: explaining why blood needs to stay inside bodies becomes surprisingly complicated when nobody speaks the same language or gives a d*mn about tourniquets.

Also in this episode:💒 How one wedding photo launched a thousand "WAIT, DID YOU GET MARRIED?!" DMs🎂 That beautiful moment when Ukrainian culture financially destroys unprepared Westerners at birthday dinners💸 Why $8,000 seafood towers taught us more about wealth gaps than economics class✈️ Putin's little Alaska vacation and how it basically screamed "I'M UNTOUCHABLE, BITCHES"💝 Friendship litmus test: Will you help bury bodies or just lecture about planetary vibes?🎭 Ukraine's sudden crime spree that's giving true crime podcasts a run for their money⚔️ What happens when "peace talks" become code for "let's waste everyone's time again"——🧭 Find us here:Rima Yulia ——